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Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you are ugly.
Yes, you are ugly. Just don’t let anyone tell you that.
The Southern Grandma
-Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his… Read More »The Southern Grandma
A man is at his house when he hears a loud knock on his door
He looks out the window and sees a police officer so he opens up and says, “hello officer, what can I do for you?” the… Read More »A man is at his house when he hears a loud knock on his door
What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A slut sleeps with everyoneA bitch sleeps with everyone except you
Just had a bad reaction to Remicade!
Just like the title says, after being on bi-monthly Remicade infusions for almost 2 years, today my body decided it didn’t want anything to do… Read More »Just had a bad reaction to Remicade!
All my friends jokingly said that this girl I have a date with is imaginary.
Well, the joke is on them. Because so are they
What is the equivalent of 2,000 mocking birds?
2 kilomockingbirds.
Three blondes walk into a building.
You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it.