Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
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OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
My friend was itchin for a pie
So I told him to make one from scratch.
My cat at one of my awards.. and can’t quite poop it out
It’s a real cat-ass-trophy
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
If I only had a week to live, I’d spend every day of it at work.
There, even just eight hours last fucking forever.
My dog pooped in my bed this morning
I forgive her though, shit happens.
honey
Husband embraced wife from behind, said : “I love you, honey.”The wife gigled and said : “What are you, Winnie the Pooh?”The husband shocked and… Read More »honey
Why did the waiter’s computer system not work?
Because of a server error.
Marvel have released their schedule for the next set of Spider-Man films
Spider-Man: HomecomingSpider-Man 2: Far From HomeSpider-Man 3: Going Back Home AgainSpider-Man 4: Going Out Again For A BitSpider-Man 5: Coming Back Once MoreSpider-Man 6: Leaving… Read More »Marvel have released their schedule for the next set of Spider-Man films
Labour Leadership Hopefuls Perform 4 Yorkshiremen Sketch
r/MemeThatNews•Posted byu/DamoclesBDA20 minutes agoLabour Leadership Hopefuls Perform 4 Yorkshiremen Sketch 0 points2 comments
I believe that schools do not prepare us for the future.
The best example of this is when your teacher said “If you’re ever nervous on stage, picture everyone in their underwear.” I try doing that… Read More »I believe that schools do not prepare us for the future.
What are the 3 hottest things you can do to a woman during foreplay?
VacuumDishesLaundry
My math teacher never goes outside.
I can tell, cos there’s no sin of his tan.
Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left?
The opposite of right.
Why are Executioners so good at their jobs?
Because they execute it perfectly
How do you know anything about anybody?
They’ll tell you
joke of cuort room:;
funy joke i made.:judge in courtroom: ORDR! ORDER!man 1: cheese bueger plaesejudge: shut the up…man: NO!! i order 7up!!
Is Trae Young just the product of being on a bad team?
I haven’t watched very many hawks games but I always see Trae putting up huge numbers. I fully believe he is an amazing player and… Read More »Is Trae Young just the product of being on a bad team?
An not at all crumby pun!
What do you call a piece of bread that has genetic deficiencies after multiple generations of breeding?Inbread.
I had a kid in the back of a police car
i named it nina
I’m cutting you off
You’ve been bungee jumping too much
I built a house out of OXO cubes [OC]
I built a house out of OXO cubes and lived in it for a few months. When I first started living in it I really… Read More »I built a house out of OXO cubes [OC]
What did one snowman say to the other while snacking?
This carrot tastes like boogers.
TIFU by not knowing how to talk to sad people
Warning, this isn’t a happy post this has a sort of good ending but it’s not happy also obligatory happened yesterday not today’sMy friend invited… Read More »TIFU by not knowing how to talk to sad people
Foucault: Schools serve the same social functions as prisons and hospitals
Foucault’s mother: You’re still going.
What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear.
Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper
One of them notices that the other’s paper is from a really antisemite organization and basically a pure antisemitic propaganda”What the hell are you reading?… Read More »Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper
My girlfriend said we need to spend more quality time together.
So I bought her a tea set and a koala and said wtf are we supposed to do now?