Who is the author of “Puberty”?
Dr. I. C. More Hair
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
Imagine watching R rated SHAZAM movie
This joke was made by sad MARVEL fans.
Why did the electrician punch a hole in the wall?
He needed an outlet.
I can see 2 weeks into the future.
I have 2020 vision
A man was feeling ill whenever he woke up in the morning
So he went to the doctors and the doctor told him to wake up in the evening.
Mexicans
View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreen
It feels great to switch from light mode to dark mode.
Once you go black you never go back.
How did the lesbian stop the dam from breaking?
They kept their finger in the dike
Y’all should try this
If you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth – just like a garbage bin.?
Why did the peanut butter sandwich do jumping Jacks?
Why did the peanut butter sandwich do jumping Jacks?He was feeling Chunky.
(pull your shirt collar forward and look inside)
Now, spell attic in capitals
My blood tests came back positive.
I definitely have blood.
What’s the worst part about having sex with a miner?
Their headlamp always shines right in your eyes!!
A ham goes to the doctors
Ham: Hey doc, tell me, am I going to be alright?Doctor: You’re cured
A country singers truck
With the evolution of self driving cars it’s not gonna take long before a country singers truck leaves him as well as his wife.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
Because with great power comes great response-ability.
3 new subclass for the Rogue! The Exemplar, Master Thrower, and Shadow Dragon Ninja. Almost finalized, take some time to read these over!
Exemplar, Master Thrower, Shadow Dragon NinjaThese subclasses provide some fun new ways to play and role-play one of 5E’s best classes.The Exemplar is the Rogue… Read More »3 new subclass for the Rogue! The Exemplar, Master Thrower, and Shadow Dragon Ninja. Almost finalized, take some time to read these over!
I was embarrassed when my wife found out that I was playing with my son’s train set, so I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Why the political leaders of drawing utensils avoid supporting gay pride movement?
Most of the rulers are straight.
Mom has a kid.
A mom has a kid.One day, the dad is changing the diaper on the countertop.He finished, and left half of the shit on the counter.It… Read More »Mom has a kid.
So I’ve been writing these lyrics about a girl that broke my heart. Could someone let me know if it’s okay?
I just got these thoughts, coming up, on another night. Nowadays I do not trust myself, so I sleep with a knife. I cared about… Read More »So I’ve been writing these lyrics about a girl that broke my heart. Could someone let me know if it’s okay?
Perfect vision
There are two islands out there where one is always one day ahead of the other but it is only a 15 minute boat ride… Read More »Perfect vision
Why does santa have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year
What does Jewish Mario say?
It’s-a me, Jewish Mario
My friend asked me what my plans were 2 weeks from now.
I said “Not sure, I don’t have 2020 vision”
Why is Santa’s sack so big ?
. . Cause he only comes once a year.
Dogs are either one of two things…
A bitch or a son of a bitch
There was a spider in our house
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.Went out.Had a few drinks.Nice guy.He’s a web designer.
Why did Dre go to prison?
Because he gave his kids beats