What band does Trump hate the most?
Foreigner, he never developed a taste for them
Fun jokes
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A man was getting ready to go down on a gal…
He said,”damn you got a big vagina, damn you got a big vagina.””She said,”you didn’t have to say it twice.”He said,”I didn’t!”
How do you keep a member of congress from walking away when you’re trying to ask them a question?
Give them a piece of gum.
Her: They’re charging a dollar to pump up your tires now
Me: That’s inflation for you
My sister needs help in buying headphones.
My sister is looking for a new pare of headphones. She has traditionally only bought Beats, and I was trying to persuade her not to… Read More »My sister needs help in buying headphones.
Merry Christmas everybody!
One day four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to… Read More »Merry Christmas everybody!
I once dated a girl with a lazy eye
Turned out she was seeing someone else on the side.
Why can’t a vegetarian sushi roll be a musician?
It doesn’t have a tuna
Why does McConnell have any sway over the Senate trial?
Maybe I need a Civics class refresher, but if the Chief Justice presides over Senate trials for impeachment, why does the Senate Majority Leader have… Read More »Why does McConnell have any sway over the Senate trial?
My son turned in his art assignment and his teacher said, “Bobby, this page has nothing on it?”
He replied, “Yes it does, I drew a blank.”
I just realized something…
So, in SAO, we all know PKing was frowned upon by the system. HOWEVER, Kayaba set himself as the final boss and expected to die… Read More »I just realized something…
Does Vladimir r fully benefit from ravenous hunter?
Since Vlad r is a aoe spell but also applies to each person and deals damage individually im confused on whether or not it heals… Read More »Does Vladimir r fully benefit from ravenous hunter?
Don’t you hate it when you take a dump and realize you didn’t wipe too good?
Such a shitty feeling
Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of the dog.
Star Wars and Giant Space Lasers
Still a better love Story than twilight
Why didn’t Dwayne Johnson’s downstairs neighbour recognise him?
Because he’s been living under a rock
What do rhinoceroses have that no other animal does?
Baby rhinoceroses.
I drew a large picture of a small skinned fish.
It’s not a scale drawing.
I eat pussy like I smoke cigarettes.
All the way to the butt.
When they have a snoring problem
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What is worser that finding a worm in Apple ?
Finding a half of worm
I used to think consent was only verbal
But the other day I was sleeping with a woman. I asked her if she was into butt stuff. She didn’t respond one way or… Read More »I used to think consent was only verbal
Living in London society in “1984” be like…
“Begone, thoughts!”
How to improve pitch and be able to hit note after note right?
What is the faster way to do that? Any exercises for practice? Thanks in advance.
I am almost sure that I shouldn’t be driving my crappy car around town.
But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
What’s the difference between a Christmas wish and a ramp in a swine pen?
One is for figgy pudding and the other is for piggy footing.I’m a dad!
Your penis can grow in length and has a prehensile function
It is strong enough to be used to swing around like spiderman, but you can only use it in open spaces.