A fruit and a vegetable stroll into a bar.
The bartender calls out : “Oh, anything the matter? You look confused today, tomato”
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What is the difference between a Lightbulb and a Pregnant Woman?
The difference is you can unscrew a lightbulb.
I told my Asian parents that I am Asexual.
They were disappointed that I wasn’t A+sexual
I’m afraid I’m going to drink during Christmas with my friends who are heavy drinkers.
What can I do? I can’t not go, it would be really messed up because i keep pushing off hanging out on weekends with b.s.… Read More »I’m afraid I’m going to drink during Christmas with my friends who are heavy drinkers.
Matt Damon decided to do porn
“Saving Ryan’s Privates”
This dude is having a stroke
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Why does KFC never have any toilet paper?
Because its finger lickin’ good.
My wife left me because I am obsessed with Depeche Mode.
It’s ok though. I’ll Enjoy the Silence
I’ve decided to become a nihilist.
Nothing’s gonna change my world.
I had a sad flashback…
To be honest, Shepherd in MW2 betraying you is better than getting scammed for V-Bucks in Fortnite.
Steven and Connie can have such an easy relationships – here me out
There’s one slice of pizza left, who gets it? They both want it! What will they do!BAM They fuse into Stevonnie and they both have… Read More »Steven and Connie can have such an easy relationships – here me out
If I got a kill for every gender
I wouldn’t have enough for a UAV
Ya ever look at a really beautiful woman and think
Damn, my moms pretty hot
I don’t understand why people like threesomes so much
If i want to dissapoint 2 people at the same time i just go and see my parents.
I would tell you a Trump joke…
But it’s border line offensive
A fancy-sounding Hispanic name
A need a Hispanic name that sounds very noble, the kind of name you hear and thinks “That’s somebody important”, a name that could easily… Read More »A fancy-sounding Hispanic name
How to retire at the age of 18
Get a job at the tire shop.
They fill your bottles with tears.
Alcohol ruins lives I’m not here to get preachy so heres my storyMy dad is an alcoholic, comes home late and drunk never has time… Read More »They fill your bottles with tears.
Do you know why one side of the flying geese ‘V’ is longer than the other?
Because one side’s longer than the other
How do you pay your waiter if it’s a letter of the alphabet?
With a Q-tip.(Joke courtesy of my 8-year-old son)
Roses are redI have Alzheimer’sFish fingers
Roses are redI have Alzheimer’sFish fingers
What do you do if someone is trying to murder you?
You go into the living room!
Why did the dyslexic person drink the potion?
Because it was the only option
High IQ
There are four people on a plane. They are a Donald Trump, Stephen Curry, the Pope, and a kid.Suddenly, the plane’s pilot dies. There are… Read More »High IQ
Anyone ever wonder how the donkey became the symbol of the Democratic Party?
It’s the Republican Party that’s full of jackasses.
Sting punched me in the face once.
I called him “The Edge” by mistake.
Two for the price of one!
A man walks into a bar after stealing 20% of my couch.Ouch.
I went perineum sunning,
and I feel a-hole lot better.
I Like My Women Like I Like My Gingerbread Cookie’s
Ginger and covered with white frosting
“I’m going undercover” is such a blanket statement.
Besides, you should be keeping that under wraps…