What do you get when cross Elton John with a sabertoothed tiger?by thefunDecember 19, 2019I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass More One-LinersMy dad come up to my room, and handed me my soaking wet wallet, after accidentally leaving it in my jeans as they went through the wash.Donald J. Trump has been impeachedI’m a literal genius. I finished this super hard puzzle in only 6 months!If you tell all your friends to stand in a line and punch you…This is the sort of day when even this subreddit has to get serious for a moment and take in what is happening out there.I asked Donald Trump what kind of cobbler he would be.