One day one of the old men shows up with a black eye.The other guy says “What happened”He says “ I was at mass, and a beautiful young woman was in the pew in front of me. About halfway through, I noticed her short skirt had gotten wedged in between her ass cheeks. After a while, I couldn’t help myself, so when we were kneeling, I reached over the back of the pew and just sort of tugged it out. She was horrified, and she turned around and belted me!”They both shrugged, and got on with their day.The next day, the man shows up with 2 black eyes!The other guy says “what happened this time?!?”He says..”same girl at mass this morning…short skirt…it gets wedged in between her ass cheeks. After a while, the guy next to me can’t take it anymore and reaches over and tugs it out. I knew she doesn’t like it like that, so I pushed it back in!”
Two old men meet every morning on a park bench after religious services.
- by thefun