Date goes well…
Date: Do you want to go upstairs?Me: sureDate: Do you have any protection?Me: looking visibly scared W-why? Who’s up there?
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Spelling the word panda is easy;
You just need the letter P and A.
I’m so broke
You can call me saint nickel-less.
Reddit is just left wing 4chan
Reddit is full of sniveling sycophants who want nothing more than to remain in thier echo chambers and never have thier ideas or beliefs challenged.… Read More »Reddit is just left wing 4chan
How is Shawarma in your city?
I live in Hyderabad and shawarma here is a classic cheap Lebanese fusion. its usually rolled in either a samoli bun (french bun), rumali roti,… Read More »How is Shawarma in your city?
My wife always has a headache when I come home from work. I asked her if I could help her get rid of it.
She said, “Yes, leave the room.”
Randomgroup has been created
Put anything random memes jokes anything like that
Police were investigating a murder in Ten City…
The victim was Andrew Pun, and the suspects were his family members. They were extremely wealthy, and had a pure blood line spanning out across… Read More »Police were investigating a murder in Ten City…
A woman told her husband about her dream in which everybody she knows turned into zombies.
H: “Honey, even if I really turned into a zombie, I will never eat you.”W: “Aww….”H: “The doctor told me to cut down on fatty… Read More »A woman told her husband about her dream in which everybody she knows turned into zombies.
What’s osama bin laden favorite football team
The New York jets
My kid, who’s into astronomy asked me how stars die
“Usually from suicide or overdose, son” i told him
Relationships are like revolving doors
You just have to find the right time to sneak in and out
I told a communism joke
Nobody laughed, they said it didn’t work.
This Christmas, remember to do your shopping at Vile.Amazon.com
That way, a certain percentage of your spending goes towards the Republican Party.
Anyone else still have their SS not pull your info yet?
Should I be concerned? I’ve already sent my SS their gift, and got a thank you from them. Mine still hasn’t pulled my info yet.
A guy tried to sell me a fake Picasso, but I didn’t buy it.
I used my artistic lie-sense.
A horse goes into a bar
“Hey horse, why the long face?””I’m not a horse, I’m Adrien Brody”
How do you fart in another language?
You eat foreign food.
How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to actually do the job, one to try and help, one to fuck shit up, and one to record the full thing.Btw, I’m… Read More »How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Blonde Phone Call to Mom
Hi Mom, it’s me. “Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store, looking for a drill.””Yeah,… Read More »A Blonde Phone Call to Mom
How much does a doctor that performs circumcisions make?
Nothing, he just keeps the tips.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from all the reposts on this sub…
WIFE: I’ve thought about it, and I’ve decided I’m just not a kid person.
ME: Hey… [taking her hand] the word you’re looking for is “adult.”
I had a mild case of insanity.
The doctors said I should stop playing INSAN-D.
What happened to the arrogant red-shirt who demanded his Star Fleet Captain beam him up?
He was hoisted by his own Piccard.
Can I get the Minty Code if I buy something from Gamestop online?
I was wondering if I could still get the Minty Pickaxe code if I buy something from the Gamestop website. I want to buy $10… Read More »Can I get the Minty Code if I buy something from Gamestop online?
I recently put poison ivy in the bed of a guy that I don’t like.
It was a rash decision on my part.
What’s the difference between my real dad and recycled saran wrap?
One’s the transparent piece of garbage and the other’s a garbage, trans-parent.
Louder!
A redneck is walking on the beach. He comes across two beautiful college girls.The redneck says, “Hey, where y’all from?”The two girls reply, “Yale.”The redneck… Read More »Louder!
Why are french ducks so attractive?
They have a certain “je ne sais quack’”.