A mom has a kid.One day, the dad is changing the diaper on the countertop.He finished, and left half of the shit on the counter.It turns out, the mom was making brownies.She grabbed what she thought was “Choc Paste” and cooked it.When they ate it, the dad’s eyes opened and jaw dropped. “These are shit!”
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