OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.by thefunDecember 18, 2019I’ve got nothing to hide. More One-LinersMy friend was itchin for a pieThe US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.My cat at one of my awards.. and can’t quite poop it outQ: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?If I only had a week to live, I’d spend every day of it at work.My dog pooped in my bed this morning