My friend was itchin for a pieby thefunDecember 18, 2019So I told him to make one from scratch. More One-LinersThe US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.My cat at one of my awards.. and can’t quite poop it outQ: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?If I only had a week to live, I’d spend every day of it at work.My dog pooped in my bed this morningWhy did the waiter’s computer system not work?