Husband embraced wife from behind, said : “I love you, honey.”The wife gigled and said : “What are you, Winnie the Pooh?”The husband shocked and stood back, his eye is full of hurt and been betrayedThe wife noticed immediately and apologized : “I’m sorry, General secretary…I didn’t mean…”
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