2 drunkards walking down a street and suddenly sidestep a pile of runny brown on the pavement

One says ‘what a waste, a good helping of peanut butter thrown on the street’The other says ‘pff that’s not peanut butter! It’s obviously a side of lentil curry’The first dips a finger and takes a taste, ‘hmm maybe you’re right it’s not peanut butter’The other tries some too ‘damn it it’s not lentil curry either’A passerby intervenes and shouts ‘Hey!! What are you doing?! That’s a pile of shit you’re tasting!!!’‘OH MY GOD!’ They exclaimed ‘What a relief we almost stepped in it!’