A man walks into a bar carrying a plastic bag
Walks into a bar
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I work in a hospital, and I found a rectal thermometer in my pocket today.
Some asshole must have my pen.
I hated the quarantine at first. Then I realized I have everything I need at my house, and I slowly started loving the isolation.
Probably it’s stock home syndrome.
In America, dogs are K9.
In China, dogs are E10. (don’t start wit the bats)
A buddy once asked me if I’ve ever stuck it in her, you know, “other hole”.
I said that’s dumb because she might get pregnant.
Next year, I’m moving to Greenwich, England
I don’t know what I’m going to do in the mean time
A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”
“Sweet!”, he replied. “I won $20. Here’s $10. Now bugger off.”
I’m going to open a restaurant called “I don’t care”
That way I can finally go to that place my girlfriend is always talking about.
When is the best time to commit suicide?
Ate a glock in the morning.
Why did the transgender person disappear after they gave birth?
They became transparent.