I ran a marathon for charity
It was for kids with asthma, i easily finsihed 1st.
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Quasimodo needed a sub bell ringer…
Put an ad in the paper. No one showed up for weeks. Finally a knock on the door. Guy standing there with no arms. Quasi… Read More »Quasimodo needed a sub bell ringer…
Flour, salt, and butter go to a dance.
Butter sees flour and salt dancing in the corner.He walks over to them and asks, “can I cut in?”
I ain’t afraid of my wife!
But don’t tell her I said that.
Two guys are going out to get breakfast. One asks “wanna get a bagel sandwich?”
“A bagel sandwich? That’s way too much bread.”
I don’t have a girlfriend
But I know someone who would be angry if they heard me say that.
Tragically, my Korean friend passed away this morning.
He was So Yung.
What do you call a gay dog
A golden receiver
There is no problem with boys and girls having different school dress codes
I live in the UK, and there have been several recent cases where schoolboys have been allowed to wear skirts as part of their uniform,… Read More »There is no problem with boys and girls having different school dress codes
Any Heroes III type games?
I know there was Pocket Heroes, and maybe even Heroes 3 at one point, but is there any clones or close? More so about the… Read More »Any Heroes III type games?
I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine, and she said, “Why don’t you try lunges?”
I said, “That sounds…..like a big step.”
What song jews can’t stand?
Railway to Hell
How to cook pancake right way
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There was a man who mistook TippEx for Viagra
He woke up in the morning with a massive correction
I SCROLLED TO THE END OF REDDIT OMG
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A good joke is like sex
Very hard to get
I always say “mucho” to my Spanish friends
Because I know it means a lot to them
I don’t always have sex while I’m camping
But when I do it’s fucking in tents!
What happens if a cow drinks her own milk?
It goes in one end and out the udder.
A refreshing snack for the holidays?
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A man mumbled to his friend, sitting at the bar,”My girl,Mary, is going to die of syphilis.”…
“No,”the friend said,”people don’t die of syphilis anymore.”They do when they give it to me!”came the response.
Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
I’ve never been able to have cereal for breakfast ever since a traumatic childhood experience.
I walked in on my parents having Chex.
Swan dive
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This was almost painful.
Me: “I have a joke for you,”Friend: “Ok shoot.”Me: “Well if you say so!”-Friend gets shot-
Wanna know why in soccer they don’t use green cards?
Because all the Mexicans would be running to the field
What do you call a mexican on a trampoline?
A jumping bean.
Driving the Kids to School
Son: “Dad, what’s and alcoholic?”Dad: “Son, do you see those 4 cars ahead of us? An alcoholic would see 8.”Son: But, dad there’s only 2.”
A Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red looked out his window.
He turns to his wife and says, Bring the little ones inside, it looks like its going to be a wet day. His wife says… Read More »A Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red looked out his window.