“My wife suffers from a drinking problem”
“Is she an alcoholic?” “No I am, but she is the one who suffers”
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If the price of oil goes any lower
Exxon Mobil might have to lay off some members of Congress
I just learned how to lock pick
Its opened so many doors for me
A son asks his dad, “Why is my sister named Teresa?”
“Because your mom loves Easter, and Teresa is an anagram for Easter.” “Thanks Dad!” “You’re welcome Alan.”
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
I told my friends ten puns to try to make them laugh
But no pun in ten did
“Forget everything you learned in college. You won’t need it working here.”
“But I never went to college.” “Well then, I’m sorry. You are underqualified to work here.”
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Teacher was having a problem with a boy
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