Feeling amorous after a difficult day…
…the President hops into bed next to the first lady.She immediately lets out a shriek. “Christ!!! Your feet are cold!!!”He chuckles and replies “That’s OK… Read More »Feeling amorous after a difficult day…
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After sending me a “free” Pixel 3aXL, Visible wrote to me asking to return my dead phone.
Wonder how’ll they’ll feel when I tell them my old phone is in a recycle bin somewhere. Should they have mentioned that they’d be wanting… Read More »After sending me a “free” Pixel 3aXL, Visible wrote to me asking to return my dead phone.
VPNs are like Condoms
One leak and you could end up sentenced to at least 18 years.
What did Donald Trump say to the guy who kept calling him an Orange?
I’m not an Orange.. Impeach.
So when a girl tells her friend she has a great ass in that jeans it’s okay,
But when I tell my buddy the same thing I am ‘being inappropriate’ and I ‘should really close the coffin now’. The world we live… Read More »So when a girl tells her friend she has a great ass in that jeans it’s okay,
A boy asks his dad one day, “Dad, what’s the difference between confident and confidential?”
His dad replies, “Well, you’re my son – I’m confident about that. And your best friend Jimmy is also my son – that’s confidential.”
My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!”
I thought that was a really odd way to start a conversation with me.
– Please describe yourself with 10 words.
I am sorry, but I do not understand the question.
I’m really worried about going to San Diego, Long Beach, Anaheim, and Los Angeles
I think I have SoCal anxiety.
Uga Buga or Death?
Three men who travelled to explore Africa got kidnapped by a large African tribe. The kidnappers locked the three man in small cages and left… Read More »Uga Buga or Death?
My brother was playing on his Nintendo Switch…
When my mother walked into the the room and said:Oh you playing on your SD…I’m so proud of her… she’s now only two generations behind… Read More »My brother was playing on his Nintendo Switch…
A black man walked into a store with his friends
He grabbed some food and paid for it at the counter
I ran a cheese company
At the start, my company was doing very well, we made the most beautiful cheddars and perfect Parmesans. After a few years however, sales started… Read More »I ran a cheese company
What an amazing transformation by President trump…
Going from an Orange to an Impeach…I’ll be here all week
What console do frenchmen play on?
WiiYes, I know this is a dad joke.
A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked me if I fancied taking part in a marathon
I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties.I thought, fuck me, I might… Read More »A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked me if I fancied taking part in a marathon
I don’t get why Trump is angry about being impeached
He finally got something that Obama didn’t get.
A woman goes to buy a parrot
She sees three parrots with prices 100$, 120$ and 10$.She asks the shopkeeper “why is the third one very cheap?”The shopkeeper says “Because he used… Read More »A woman goes to buy a parrot
What do you call an Ethiopian child with a piece of cheddar?
A quarter-pounder with cheese
Dinosaurs have been dead for millions of years yet they still get parts in movies.
It hardly seems fair.
Me: Mom meet my girlfriend.
Mom: You sure about this? I think you deserve better.Me: But mom, I love her so much!Mom: I’m talking to her.
How do i stop my medieval music melodies from sounding like trap beats?
I use minor scaled and it’s pretty hard to arrange notes.Here’s the MP3 if you want to hear. (Comes with an FLP if anyone wants… Read More »How do i stop my medieval music melodies from sounding like trap beats?
Y stands for Yanker…
The self-driving chap,He greases his pole and provokes his own sap.Absolved of the need of a quarrelsome wife,He humps himself nightly and lives a great… Read More »Y stands for Yanker…
President Trump was impeached
And I won a gold medal for finishing second in the Olympics.(He’s not technically impeached until third step: senate trial, majority republican senate)
My while loop breaks my program
i am trying to write a simple hangman game in c it is only a prototype and when i run my code with my while… Read More »My while loop breaks my program
One day Jane found Tarzan in the jungle. He was lean and muscular and she was very attracted to him. During the course of their conversation, she asked what he did for sex.
“Sex?” he asked. “What’s that?”She explained what sex was and he said, “Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree!”Horrified, Jane said, “Oh,… Read More »One day Jane found Tarzan in the jungle. He was lean and muscular and she was very attracted to him. During the course of their conversation, she asked what he did for sex.
What did virgin Mary yell when she walked into her son masturbating?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
Why did Trump cross the road?
He got evicted.
Lock your phone until you see a black screen…
Let me know if you can see this joke.
Congrats to Trump
He finally won a popular vote