Congrats to Trump
He finally won a popular vote
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What if HIV existed in Game of thrones?
Jason momowa would try to kill it
MY LIFE
Why r u here?I just told a joke (my life). START LAUGHING ALREADY!
What is Donald Trump’s least favourite book?
James and the Giant Peach
My New year resolution is to have better eyesight
I am aiming for 2020 vision.
Suicide Bill is going to pass
But a lot of the supporters are still hang up on it.
TFW you get in line to pay at a pho restaurant
And it’s a big pho queue
Why are there so many old people in office?
Because politics is a booming business.
didn’t see that coming
r/IdiotsInCars•Posted byu/cpt_dipshit22 hours agodidn’t see that coming View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreen2.9k points118 comments
The sky is the limit for US Presidents
Monica Lewinsky Volodymyr Zelenky
Trump has finally been impeached…
But only because he’s inpeared.
A bespectacled man heads in for a job interview
The interview is going very well, as he is nailing all the questions.The interviewer eventually asks him “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”The… Read More »A bespectacled man heads in for a job interview
Why aren’t all the Trump supporters out having a rally against his impeachment?
Their white sheets aren’t clean from the last rally yet
How does an elephant hide in a strawberry patch?
He paints his toenails red (duh). Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?!?
Pilot is welcoming the passengers on the plane
Shortly after take off, he announces “This is your Captain speaking, Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is… ” Then suddenly… Read More »Pilot is welcoming the passengers on the plane
“Daddy, why does Santa carry that big bag of gifts?”
Dad: “That’s just how he presents himself.”
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic
So when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
Me: “I’m not gonna click that.”
Blurred image with NSFW tag : “No you will.”
What did the egg say to the egg next to it when it came out of the chicken?
Bro, I just got laid
I have to say after watching the impeachment voting…
This has to be the most interesting season of the apprentice yet!
Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
So instead, a subreddit.
What is big, orange, and ends with peach?
James and the Giant Peach
two homeless blondes
Two homeless blondes start to live in abandoned railway carriages. They tell each other how it feels like.The fist one says: “I don’t like the… Read More »two homeless blondes
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop asks: “Hello, can i help with your luggage?””Oh thanks, no need, i am travelling light.”
Be honest JJ Abrams, Palpatine was not part of the original plan
Rian Johnson fucked up and you did fan service to try and work back fans and you failed miserably
Why are niggas scared of lawnmowers and chainsaws?
RRRRUUNNNN – nigganigganigaanigga
what did the librarian say after the suicidal kid tried to borrow a book on how to commit suicide
“Fuck no I know you’re not going to return it”
It’s hard to tell jokes/puns to kleptomaniacs,
Since they take things literally.
When life gives you melons
you’re dyslexic
Why does Gordon Ramsay not like watching WWE on Monday nights?
Because its RAW!