What’s the difference between money and dead bodies?
I don’t have a pile of money in my basement
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
normal people : “You’re welcome.”
Yoda : “come, will you ?”
“Your mom” jokes are getting old so here’s a “your dad” joke to shake things up.
Your dad is so horny that he called 911 to ask for a police escort.
Can finally say I’m single by choice
Women’s choice.
My wife left me
a slice of pizza. She’s the best.
What’s worse then sitting on Micheal Jackson’s lap?
Still sitting on it when he stands up
I like my women like i like my chicken
Dead and stuffed inside of a freezer
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
“You’re too young to smoke”.
Hey guys if you know anyone who’s spending Christmas alone because they don’t have friends or family let me know!
Because I’d need to borrow them some chairs
The biggest problem I’ve been having after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s is after I wake up
I don’t know if the women in bed is my wife or if I should pay her.
When does 45 equal 3?
When your name is Donald Trump.
What happens when you ask a girl in India to talk dirty in DMs
Now we are discussing about Politics and Religion.
A man and woman were about to get it on for the first time as a couple…
He begins to stick a finger in her, but she stops him and says, “Put two fingers in.”He does so, but again she stops him… Read More »A man and woman were about to get it on for the first time as a couple…
Can anxiety cause speech problems
Age: 22 Height/Weight: 5 foot 7, 213 lbs Medication: None Duration: Three months at leastI’ve been a bit of a nervous wreck these last couple… Read More »Can anxiety cause speech problems
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road
because it got hit by a car
A man is chasing a leprechaun through a field when finally he catches him
The leprechaun makes a deal with the man. If the man let’s him go he’ll grant the man 3 wishes. The man agrees and states… Read More »A man is chasing a leprechaun through a field when finally he catches him
A friend of mine just improved one of my all time favorites.
Why don’t you ever ever see elephants hiding in trees?Because they are very good at itWhy do some elephants paint their balls red?So they can… Read More »A friend of mine just improved one of my all time favorites.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks…
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
I’ve got an E.T..
Not the alien, an extra testicle..
Drunk driver
Police officer to a drunk driver: How high are you? Driver : it is “Hi, How are you”, sir.
My girlfriend, Serenity, asked me to guess her overweight sister’s name
Her other sisters name was Charity, so it was obvious to me what her the overweight sisters name would be Update: My girlfriend is yelling… Read More »My girlfriend, Serenity, asked me to guess her overweight sister’s name
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.
They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die.No… Read More »There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.
Probiotics are a critical part of your diet
The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics
What do you call a feminist mandalorian?
A womandalorian.
Trump got impeached…
That’s all, it’ll change nothing
Ed the reporter asks Donald Trump. “Trump why are you so orange?”
Trump replies Im peach ed.
Why did the wire kill the telephone?
Because he asked: “Why are you fucking gay peop–” before getting strangled.
Send me replays!
I had already made a post about this but it go no responses so I will do it again.I am getting into rocket league editing… Read More »Send me replays!
Trump has finally been impeached.
Looks like he’s won the popular vote, not once, but twice!