A lot of people with one eye patch were pirates, but why were people with two eye patches never pirates?by thefunDecember 19, 2019Because they can’t sea. More One-LinersI developed a fetish for figuring things outYou won’t get sick from eating twelve eggs.Trump and Clinton have now one thing in commonTulsi Gabbard Voted “Present” on the Trump ImpeachmentYou wanna see my belt of watches?Why is Donald Trump happy about the impeachment result?