What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang came back
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You know why black people love watching sports?
Easy, cause they dominate that shit.It’s the same reason white people watch the History Channel.
The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
My wife wants me to try a blindfold during sex, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.
I just can’t see myself wearing it.
If I rubbed sanitizer containing ethanol on paint containing mercury, what’s the chance I created ethyl mercury?
Hey there folks! If I were to rub hand sanitizer on paint containing mercury, would ethyl mercury be formed, poisoning me?
Re-examining the legacy of Princess Diana
Researchers have concluded that compared to other royals her legacy was head and shoulders apartAt least, that’s how they found her on the dashboard.
Last night marks the first time in history
A President was Imoranged.
How does Obi-Wan Kenobi punish his kids?
He high grounds them
My son just learned that 2+7 is 3!
I really need to work on his penmanship…
I developed a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization
You won’t get sick from eating twelve eggs.
A dozen-egg-cyst doesn’t exist.
Trump and Clinton have now one thing in common
They are both impeached.
Tulsi Gabbard Voted “Present” on the Trump Impeachment
Glad to see at least one Politician with some Holiday Spirit
Baseball in heaven.
Two senior baseball fans John and Greg always wondered if the game of baseball existed in heaven.So they made a pact. “Whoever out of us… Read More »Baseball in heaven.
A redditor come back home
A redditor come back home just to find all of his heaters are gone but doesn’t know who took themEdit: thanks for the cold stranger
You wanna see my belt of watches?
Nevermind it would be a waist of time
Why is Donald Trump happy about the impeachment result?
Because it’s the first time he’s gotten the most votes.
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
It’s two tyred…
Why I love this community, this player revived my horse after he accidentally downed it
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The President has been impeached.
“But that doesn’t mean he’s removed office”But he probably doesn’t know that. He might pack up and leave tonight!
Trump was right he did win the popular vote
At his impeachment trial
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-ish Presley
What do Mt Everest and The Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Some people are so ignorant about anatomy.
Just today I had to explain to someone that there is a vas deferens between a testicle and a penis.
What happens when you don’t pay an exorcist for an exorcism?
You get repossessed!
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
THE BP STATION!!!
Should anti-semitism include other ethnicities who are semitic?
I don’t see why not, if Jewishness is an ethnicity then it would fall under “racism” but anti semitism refers to prejudice and hatred of… Read More »Should anti-semitism include other ethnicities who are semitic?
Two senators are arguing about a healthcare bill
Senator 1 says “The thing is, I don’t believe that we can vote for this bill if we aren’t consulted by a group of medical… Read More »Two senators are arguing about a healthcare bill
What kind of pencils do toilets use?
Number 2 pencils