Two homeless blondes start to live in abandoned railway carriages. They tell each other how it feels like.The fist one says: “I don’t like the ‘no smoking’ sign, I have to smoke outside even when it’s winter.”The second one says: “I don’t like the ‘use the toilet only when the train is moving’ sign – before I push the carriage, I shit myself.”
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