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Blonde Jokes

Classic blonde jokes: short, silly and easy to share. The best-known blonde jokes and a few new ones you have not heard yet.

Blonde jokes are one of the oldest joke formats around. They are all about unexpected logic and quick punchlines, and they are meant in fun. When you run out, move on to Little Johnny jokes or the one-liners.

Every joke here is short enough to read in seconds and tell at a party the same evening.

So a ventriloquist is on stage telling jokes at a local bar with his dummy on his leg. He asks if the audience wants to hear a blonde joke and the audience cheers with general enthusiasm…

“Ok” he starts, “how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”But before he can finish, a blonde woman from the audience stands… Read More »So a ventriloquist is on stage telling jokes at a local bar with his dummy on his leg. He asks if the audience wants to hear a blonde joke and the audience cheers with general enthusiasm…