What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell because she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Blonde Jokes
Classic blonde jokes: short, silly and easy to share. The best-known blonde jokes and a few new ones you have not heard yet.
What’s that shiny object?
A blonde woman walks into a store and is immediately curious about a shiny object on sale.She asks the shop assistant, ‘What is that?’The assistant… Read More »What’s that shiny object?
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your… Read More »A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
Why is the blonde woman waiting for her 15 friends outside the movie theater?
Because the movie is over 16’s
Crazy Story
So I was at a restaurant with my family and this woman came up with a child. She looked about 40 with blonde hair. The… Read More »Crazy Story
Entitled Parent Joke
So I was at a restaurant with my family and this woman came up with a child. She looked about 40 with blonde hair. The… Read More »Entitled Parent Joke
My cousin has dark hair. His wife is blonde. All four of their kids have light colored hair.
Genetically speaking, there’s a 15 in 16 chance that she’s cheating.
two homeless blondes
Two homeless blondes start to live in abandoned railway carriages. They tell each other how it feels like.The fist one says: “I don’t like the… Read More »two homeless blondes
A Blonde Phone Call to Mom
Hi Mom, it’s me. “Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store, looking for a drill.””Yeah,… Read More »A Blonde Phone Call to Mom
Dave walks into his local pub…
…and sees Bob sitting at the bar, grinning from ear to ear.Dave goes up to Bob and says, “Oy, Bob, what you grinning about there?”… Read More »Dave walks into his local pub…
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