My epileptic son loves our new Christmas Tree
You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
A hen lays a shockingly huge egg.
News reporters visit the hen for an interview. “This is amazing,” they tell the hen, “a two pound egg, that’s unheard of! Do you have… Read More »A hen lays a shockingly huge egg.
Why don’t black people ever go on cruises?
They’re not falling for that one again.
A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened.
“God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye grandpa” The father asked “why did you say good bye grandpa?” The little girl… Read More »A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter
wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father
listened.
Тодоре, искаш ли да правим с*кс…
Тодоре, искаш ли да правим с*кс… – Тодоре, искаш ли да правим с*кс? И Тодор разбра, че няма нищо за вечеря. И салата няма… Добавен… Read More »Тодоре, искаш ли да правим с*кс…
Най-хубавото е, че всички започнаха…
Най-хубавото е, че всички започнаха… Най-хубавото е, че всички започнаха да възприемат околните адекватно – като източник на зараза. Добавен преди 1 минута0 Оценка:… Read More »Най-хубавото е, че всички започнаха…
I tried to donate blood today… NEVER AGAIN!
So many questions, Who’s blood is that? How did you get it? Was the bucket even sanitized before you filled it with blood.
A teacher asked her students to share what their dads do for a living.
Little Johnny said, “My dad’s a stripper at a gay nightclub and he turns tricks in the alley way to earn extra money.” The teacher… Read More »A teacher asked her students to share what their dads do for a living.
3 men are bragging about their countries
The American speaks first. “Our missiles are so advanced that they cannot be detected by radar!” “Ha,” said the Russian. “Our missiles are so powerful… Read More »3 men are bragging about their countries
A drunk German is urinating on a bush
An American walks by, sees what the German is doing and says, “Gross!” The German says, “Danke!”