As a scientist, I finally reach the same achievement as Isaac Newton and Josiah Gibbs.
Being single and unmarried for whole life.
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Being single and unmarried for whole life.
Hisense, I’m dad.
It’s where I sit up and beg, then she rolls over and plays dead.
“I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.”
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“Back up before i whoop yo ass!”
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A pain in the ass.
It never happened but I got 8 inches on my honey moon.
So he can ho ho ho
One of them says to the other, “The person who did this really needs our help”.
And a table. And a chair.
He couldn’t find a date for his high school prawn.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
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Because he has birthday and Christmas on the same day.
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The Rise of Skywalker was good!!
We’re both dying inside.
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I’ll give you two reasons:Number 1, and number 2.
You don’t have to buy dog food
the bartender ask, “How’d you do that?”
He was an ingrown heir
Does anyone else find it slightly annoying that it keeps mentioning this every time you load up the game? Is this a bug or intended?
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