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A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing.” At 1000 feet, the instructor… Read More »I heard about a double entendre contest on the radio
Well, it was an immediate hit.They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend… Read More »A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom, I have someone for you to meet!”
They are standing at a dock. Trump points at an American submarine: “Our American submarines are so well-made, they can last half a year under… Read More »Merkel, Trump, and Putin are at a military inspection
The first one transforms into a bat and flies away. After a couple of minutes he comes back with some blood in his lips. The… Read More »Three drunk vampires make a bet to see who is the best at taking blood from their victims.
“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?”Of course, the wife agrees and they… Read More »A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex, so naturally, she agrees and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says…
in Joke of the Day An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion. The Italian said: “Last night I massaged… Read More »Screams of passion
Most bars in the world are closed right now
Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.One evening, Mildred, age… Read More »Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home.
The Italian said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love… Read More »An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion
We’re looking for someone to eat macaroni and cheese at the end of our bed while we have sex. No weirdos please.