Just named my soundbar Nancy
Because it’s the speaker of the house.
Fun jokes
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Why is the mail so popular?
Because it’s outgoing.
Why is Leo Messi the perfect BJP candidate
Because he operates on the right wing and cuts through all the opponents who come in his way
I often get ignored or people generally don’t notice me…
I always wanted to be like John Cena.
You will be able to get drow/valk/shudde from the christmas gift event, even as a f2p.
you will need 1500 gifts to get there, and here’s a breakdown of when you can get the gifts from:300 from 1 gem deal in… Read More »You will be able to get drow/valk/shudde from the christmas gift event, even as a f2p.
Oh Lord almighty, tell me how to find happiness
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Someone just asked me how much a pie cost in the bahamas.
How would i know the pie-rates of the caribbean?
What do you get if you mix an octopus and a black person.
I don’t know, but damn it must be really good at picking cotton.
Decent and respectful gesture
To guys where out hunting one day. As they came to a clearing, they could see a group of people walking slowly up the road,… Read More »Decent and respectful gesture
Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.
I don’t think I can ever repay you.
I just saw Rise of Skywalker…
…it was awesome.
TRUMP: There isn’t enough evidence for impeachment
6IX9INE: Your honorTRUMP: Fuck
Why are cannibals well fed?
Because each of their meals is a life’s supply!
All this news about Donald Trump got me wondering..
Is Mario ok with Trump being in peach?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between the two of us, something smells.
Telemarketing is not a profession.
It’s a calling.
What should they say about you when you’re dead?
Tom, Dick and Harry where in a terrible car accident. Sadly, they all died. They followed the light through the tunnel and arrived at the… Read More »What should they say about you when you’re dead?
If life gives you melons
You may have dyslexia
Posture worse after sleeping?
Anyone else dealt with posture being bad after sleeping? I’m finding my posture while sleeping is poor and as a result its hard to keep… Read More »Posture worse after sleeping?
An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man asks him,“What’s wrong?”The boy says,“Me ma is dead”.“Oh bejaysus,”the man says.“Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?”The boy replies,“No tanks… Read More »An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.
If it weren’t for blinds…
It would be curtains for you
What’s the difference between Trump and a superglue?
A superglue can easily be removed.
I like my coffee like my girls.
Without another’s dick in it.
When i was 8, priest told me “A man shall not lie with a man”
Then he came closer and said “But you are not the man yet, right?”
My new blow up doll is so realistic.
It told me it just wants to be friends.
December in Ireland
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You are like a cloud.
When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.
What would you change in this $1800 NZD build?
Hey everyoneA couple of you may remember my post yesterday showing my first draft of parts. Since then I have taken your recommendations and applied… Read More »What would you change in this $1800 NZD build?