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Upset for being asked not to hold my nephew?
I’m so fricking mad right now, it’s pouring out of me. I need to know if my wife and I are assholes or getting wrongly… Read More »Upset for being asked not to hold my nephew?
Wanna know why they call me Christmas?
Cause Christmas came early this year.
Why were the Republicans so upset over Trump being impeached
It’s proof that thoughts and prayers don’t work
For me, relationships are like a game of hide and seek
Nobody finds me attractive.
Donald Trump has a conversation with Putin
Putin: Nice tan. I love that shade of orangeTrump: What? I’m not orange. Impeach
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people
Pun in, ten dead
What’s the best way to code the snake game?
In python script
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that?
Guy at a grocery store: Are those genetically modified eggplants?
Store worker: Why do you ask?Eggplant: Yeah, why do you ask?
What’s the difference between a deaf republican and a blind democrat?
A: One of them is deaf The other is a democrat
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What did Jesus do after school?
He went to his job.
A jockey was having a hard time bringing his talking horse to the race
“Do even want to go to the race” the jockey saidThe horse replied “Nay”
A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger
A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger.The imam says “mine is the biggest God and I’ll give you an example;… Read More »A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger
What’s meaner than a pitbull with AIDS?
The man who gave it to him. Via shared needles.
The Ninja Bug
Pretty minor horror story, which isn’t based around bad DMing, ooc drama, idiot actions, just really really bad luck.So, unusually, I am Co DMing here,… Read More »The Ninja Bug
I asked my local butcher if he had a sheep’s head?
He said “no it’s just the way I part my hair”
I wonder if old houseflies tell the younger ones stories like:
“Back in my day, it was Monday”.
Which subreddit is on top most of the time?
I don’t know. Why don’t you askreddit?
Girls always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they start calling me ugly and broke.
I’m a bartender
Guy: One Mojito pleaseMe: SureGuy: Can you make it virgin?Me (Holding back tears): Yes… yes I can
A waiter brings dinner to the table
The patron remarks, “Why is your thumb on my steak?””I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again!”
My ex is upset that I tell people she performs multiple handjobs every day for £5 a pop…
Apparently, the proper description for her job is “manicurist,”
I told all my friends to stand in a line and punch me…
There is no punchline.
Isn’t it so fucking cool that birds are dinosaurs?
Like you look at the history books and go back millions of years to the dinos. There are massive herbivores the size of buildings. There… Read More »Isn’t it so fucking cool that birds are dinosaurs?
JOKESTER
Relationships are a just like Game Of Thrones, without the Thrones
JOKESTER
It’s not true love if he doesn’t text you after his wife falls asleep
If China ever adopts blockchain, it will be the death of BTC.
It seems that BTC fans like to point at any blockchain-interest out the Chinese Government as being “good for Bitcoin”. This is so very wrong.While… Read More »If China ever adopts blockchain, it will be the death of BTC.
As a scientist, I finally reach the same achievement as Isaac Newton and Josiah Gibbs.
Being single and unmarried for whole life.