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I don’t think anyone expected when we changed the clocks, that we’d go from Standard Time to the fucking Twilight Zone
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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.
They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
How about an Indian joke?
A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts “Is there a doctor here?” A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and… Read More »How about an Indian joke?
I’m kinda scrawny, so I had to quit my job as a personal trainer
Yeah, I gave ’em my too weak notice
I have a friend who circumsises elephants.
It doesn’t pay much, but the tips are huge!
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer “That’ll be fivedollars”, says the bartender, and the guy throws 20 quarters ontothe floor. Reluctantly, the bartender picks up the coins and servesthe beer.
The next day, the guy comes into the bar, asks for a beer, throws 20 quarters onto the floor, etc.The next day, again.On the fourth… Read More »A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer “That’ll be fivedollars”, says the bartender, and the guy throws 20 quarters ontothe floor. Reluctantly, the bartender picks up the coins and servesthe beer.
A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won thelottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”
I told my husband this joke and he said, “If I won the lottery, I’d give you the world, mi vida,” and gave me a… Read More »A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won thelottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”
What’s the difference between a boner and a bonus?
Your wife will never refuse an opportunity to blow your bonus.
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
I haven’t understood a single joke since this quarantine started.
They must all be inside jokes.