Guy gets bad news
Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news. “You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,”… Read More »Guy gets bad news
Fun jokes
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I’m a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm. I think they are completely crazy.
There was a story being told around in the early 2000s, when there was a lot of hysteria about harmful radiation from cellphones.Apparently, some people… Read More »I’m a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm. I think they are completely crazy.
Doctor and Engineer in chocolate store
>>Doctor and Engineer in chocolate store in Joke of the Day Once a DOCTOR and an ENGINEER entered a chocolate store. While they were busy… Read More »Doctor and Engineer in chocolate store
JOKESTER
A man’s making love to his wife. He asks her “Can you moan to get me more excited?” She says “the taps dripping, you ain’t… Read More »JOKESTER
JOKESTER
l got bored staying in with this lockdown, so for something to do l measured my dick…. now l’m bored & depressed.
Einstein sits next to a man on a long flight.
Einstein says,”Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but… Read More »Einstein sits next to a man on a long flight.
Three guys got into a car crash and all died.
They all get up to heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter said “Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do… Read More »Three guys got into a car crash and all died.
JOKESTER
Dad: One day you’ll grow up to be a man. Son: I’m 23. Dad: Yes, but you use Tik Tok.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been… Read More »After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
Wal- Matt
A man was in a long line at Wal-Mart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he… Read More »Wal- Matt