What’s one reason you should not join the Nazi party?
It is just nazi reich thing to do! Also,fucknazis
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It’s funny how words change meanings over time.
For instance, as a child you only visit the headmaster for punishment, but later on in life it’s actually a reward.
Kubernetes with https on AWS
I successfully created an eks cluster and deployed an application and created a service of type LoadBalancer. I also created a private link to expose… Read More »Kubernetes with https on AWS
Adam Driver walks into a bar…
The bartender says,”Why the long face?”
Why did Tulsi Gabbard cross the road?
She didn’t. She’s stuck in the middle.
Do you say either or either?
Either.Yeah, but which one do you say?
It makes sense that the Right to Bear Arms is the 2nd amendment
If the 1st amendment is, “I should be able to say whatever the fuck I want”Then it makes sense that the founding fathers said, “Oh… Read More »It makes sense that the Right to Bear Arms is the 2nd amendment
A recently-married man is serving in the Navy.
He is on a ship near an island a long way from home, and he knows he will be there a long time. He sends… Read More »A recently-married man is serving in the Navy.
What do bowling pins & white people have in common?
They’re rednecks
I couldn’t believe my brother was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there!
I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today.
Now my jaw’s all methed up.
I like my coffee how I like my slaves..
Dark and strong.
Shout-out to the people who wear glasses
Soon you guys will be able to see 2020
I was at an interview and was asked where I saw myself in 10 days 12 hours and 47 minutes
I said I don’t have 2020 vision
Why do all green characters names begin with “yo”?
YodaYoshiYoshrekYohulkYomama
If anyone on this sub is thinking of getting married, consider this carefully before you do.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.But on the other hand, you don’t.
What do you a call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t really matter, he won’t come anyway when you call him.
If you’re an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
EuropeanBut on the way you’re Russian
Noah. Noah! NOAH!
r/blursedimages•Posted byu/theTrueTormenter5 hours agoBlursed_chocolateEgg 165 points6 comments
I just found our Dr Pepper was a real Doctor!
Apparently he was a Fizzician.
What’s heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Water, because butane is a lighter fluid
My coworker treat me like a god
when some shit happen, they crucify me
A dad is given bad news by a doctor…
Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.Dad: AND?
We reached a quarter of a million subscribers
r/memes•Posted byu/69Akhil6911 hours agoSo guys we did it.. see full image6.5k points39 comments
I thought of you today.
It reminded me to take out the trash.
O’ahu Events For December 2019
Howzit! Makin monstah thread kinna buggah, cause all done one by one, so PLEASE CHECK ALL INFORMATION BEFORE GO ANYWHERES! We probably screwed up link… Read More »O’ahu Events For December 2019
When encountered by two paths, the boy took the path not taken
He was later found dead by the police.
I like my coffee like I like my men
Jammed into a plastic container with a lid on top and filled with boiling hot water.
A patient is at the doctors office and the doctor tells him he has bad news and worst news
Patient: Alright doc give me the bad newsDoctor: Unfortunately you have AIDSPatient: That’s terrible news, I can’t believe it. What could the worst news possibly… Read More »A patient is at the doctors office and the doctor tells him he has bad news and worst news
Just named my soundbar Nancy
Because it’s the speaker of the house.