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Scientists: Direct exposure to sunlight will kill Covid19 in as little as 3 minutes. Government: Close the beaches! Everyone stay inside!
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
At the same time
I knew a guy who had a massive heart attack during sex. He came and went at the same time.
I haven’t laughed since my wife died.
I haven’t laughed since my wife died. People often ask: Why did you laugh when your wife died?
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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.
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Since I’ve been in self-isolation, I have been thinking a lot about the F word. Fauci, face mask, flu, fever, furlough, fries…
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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you’re probably still an idiot.
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my husband pissed me off today, so I poured some water on the floor in front of the washing machine…..2 hours he’s been trying to… Read More »JOKESTER
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When a sketchy guy wearing a mask and gloves rings your doorbell at night: 2019: OH MY GOD CALL THE COPS!!! 2020: Yay! Dinner’s here,… Read More »JOKESTER
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The prostitute said we could do it as long as we both wore surgical masks and persepex visors…. Suits me….. They normally charge extra when… Read More »JOKESTER