What’s the similarity bettween a wife and a handgrenate?
If you pull the ring off them,they take half the house
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Regarding the new Witcher series
I have a plethora of jokes concerning Yennefer, but they’re all tongue in cheek.
Since all Digital Assistants use a female voice, there should be an option for an older experience male voice.
I was thinking that since all Digital Assistants use a female voice, there should be an option for an older experience male voice to explain… Read More »Since all Digital Assistants use a female voice, there should be an option for an older experience male voice.
people always tell me how rude they think it is when people play loud music in public so I was really surprised when people got mad at me for putting a stop to it.
They always tell things like, “Get off the stage!” and “I paid good money for these tickets!”
What’s the worst part about having two dads?
The threesomes.
Poor Mr. Vinegar, he can’t catch a break.
Every time he turns around, he’s in a pickle!
I don’t understand why everyone is getting so excited about Trump’s impeachment
It’s not like it’s unpresidented
my furniture is just like my mental state:
highly unstable and capable of breaking down instantly
Ministers are like Greek gods.
When a country can’t explain something, they create a new one.
It’s not fa la la la la, la la la la.
It’s la la la la sol, fa mi re do.
Are you a transformer
Because you are Optimus fine
What do you call a med student with a D?
Lieutenant*miltary people will get this one. It was told to me while I was in the Navy. Just popped into my head.
Pokemon Related joke
What do you call an office type regi?Registration
What do Donald Duck and Donald Trump have in common?
They’re both named Donald!
Old man
An 80 year old man gets a letter from the IRS saying to call their office as soon as possible. The old man picked up… Read More »Old man
I have loads of pick up lines about unemployed people…
Unfortunately, none of them work
Pavlov walks into a bar when the bell rings
He stares, “oh shit, I forgot to feed my dogs”
My dad always told me to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo, and try to convince her to marry me.
They know how to make a bad decision, and then stick to it.
Ukes Before Nukes!
A few days ago I was on a plane from St Petersburg, Russia to Helsinki (I am from San Francisco) and was seated next to… Read More »Ukes Before Nukes!
Little John
Little John will have visits in her home. So, the mother tell him: -“Little John, this night we will receive visits. Please, whatever it happens… Read More »Little John
A man gets his favorite’s sports team hat stolen…
Angry and in a fuss, he stomps around his living wondering who took it. He loves his team and he misses his hat.So he hatches… Read More »A man gets his favorite’s sports team hat stolen…
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
What if colour blind people can see colours that others can’t, like they see some colours as black or dark-ish but the actual colour black looks completely different to them, and since no one can describe what a colour looks like, no one will ever know what colour they see
idk where to post this cause I’m a reddit retard
I like my women like I like my steak
Happy and healthy
My ex just donated her eggs and got $3,000! WTF?
I donated sperm and all I got was a weird look from the Salvation Army Santa.
What’s ET short for??
He’s got little legs.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Cheap. Free when possible.
Epileptic Santa
He seizures when you’re sleeping