Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends.
Because he’s married.
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A 9-1-1 operator in the deep South picks up the phone
“9-1-1, what is your emergency?””Oh my God, it’s my wife – she done been gored by a hog, she’s bleedin’ some real bad! Send help!””Calm… Read More »A 9-1-1 operator in the deep South picks up the phone
Madness at the Snowman’s rave last night..
All the Carrots were off their faces
Consulting a hotheaded doctor
… a man says: ‘Doctor, I’m unable to lie down or stand up; I can’t even sit down.’ The doctor responds: ‘I guess the only… Read More »Consulting a hotheaded doctor
Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?!Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too….and she’s the best cook &… Read More »Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
[$1400-2000, USA] Windows Computer for After Effects, Photoshop, and gaming. Include Monitor (dual if possible), keyboard, and mouse.
I know that’s a pretty broad range, but I would like to see some options. I’m coming from a late 2014 27″ iMac. It has… Read More »[$1400-2000, USA] Windows Computer for After Effects, Photoshop, and gaming. Include Monitor (dual if possible), keyboard, and mouse.
Princess: I shall marry whomever of you is the bravest
Suitors: [all awkwardly look at the toaster]
A man was looking to buy a new phone.
He went into an electronics shop and went to the phone section. He went and talked to the staff “This new phone is the newest… Read More »A man was looking to buy a new phone.
What does Santa Clause love the most about Mrs. Clause?
The jingle physics
How do you make a hormone?
Don’t pay her…..
Why do atheists love December?
Because there’s three different religious holidays to make fun of people for celebrating.
I have a plan to transplant a rabbit’s cerebellum into a human skull.
It’s a hare-brained scheme.
I was excited to work for the ancient Egyptians
Until I realized it was a pyramid scheme
If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme…
Then two of my friends would have a dollar and two of their friends EACH would have have two dollars AT LEAST. And the guy… Read More »If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme…
My girlfriend changed when she became a vegetarian
Its like I had never seen herbivore
M-E-O-W
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Is being an atheist illegal in Malaysia?
I mean the first line in the Rukunnegara says “kepercayaan kepada Tuhan” which means “belief in God”. Any Malaysian here can give me further reading… Read More »Is being an atheist illegal in Malaysia?
I knew his name was Levi
But I didn’t expect him to actually do it
The first thing I do after waking up every morning is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of shit to IKEA.
I like my women like I like my coffee…
purchased at above-market rates from eco-friendly organic farming cooperatives in Latin America.
Yesterday i bought a pair of shoes from my drugdealer
But he must have laced them weirdlyI was tripping all day
All women are bi
It’s your job to guess whether it’s sexual or polar.
I would tell you how awkwardly my first experience with anal sex went.
But I don’t want to be the butt of the joke.
A cannibal on the deathbed was guaranteed a last meal of his choosing
After te execution the jail Director reported: ‘His last meal was so demanding, we had to cut staff.’
Why did the diabetic kid die after his mother sent him to bed?
She wished him sweet dreams.
Who is the king of christmas music?
Elfis Presently
I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
My friend saw a girl..
Who happened to be a kid but he said no problem after 12 is lunch
Is the Model 3 LR worth an extra 10k for insecure drivers in snow?
So, range wise, SR+ should be enough. But paying an extra 10k is not not nothing. Is 10k more worth it, provided I put on… Read More »Is the Model 3 LR worth an extra 10k for insecure drivers in snow?