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The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.

So much

Since quarantine I’ve not had a haircut. Hell, I’ve not even stepped on the scales. So today I decided to weigh myself for the first… Read More »So much

Scarry

Yesterday I had a nightmare that my tiktok account was deleted. For a second, I was really scared that I had a tiktok account.

Choice

Congratulations to the astronauts that left Earth today. Great choice

Little difference

Before Coffee : I hate everybody After Coffee : I feel good about hating everybody

Scary times

Those are some scary times to call sick at work. They may put you and everybody else in quarantine

Continually

Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party, that you do not attend

Much better

Life would be so much better if at the end of each day, it asked…. “Would you like to save the changes?”

No chance

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband… Read More »No chance

Conspiracy

They want us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with microchips and track us anywhere. -Sent from my iPhone