If you give a mouse a cookie…
He’s going to ask if he can use it to improve your internet browsing experience.
Fun jokes
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If happiness was contagious…
…you still wouldn’t have any friends.
Why didn’t Pinnochio have many friends?
Because he wasn’t poplar.
How do you discipline your stone?
You hit rock bottom.
So I was driving Uber tonight…
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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Cause light attracts bugs.
If Emperor Palpatine can get laid
Maybe there is hope for incels after all
The 2000 dust Face Hunter deck that took me from rank 10 to legendary in the first 4 days of release.
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Why are there more white sugar cubes than brown sugar cubes?
Because demerera
Two girls were laughing at my ringtone in college.
So I played that at their funeral.(Sorry for bad English)
Bit of a gen Z joke here:
VSCO ice cream vendors be like “and I scOOP!”
What is Donald Trump’s favorite dessert?
Im-Peach Cobbler
How does a half-American half-Canadian person deal with a home intruder?
Shoot first, apologize later
Him: All my female sheep ate some fermented berries and have gotten drunk and passed out, should I tell the coroner?
Her: No, that’s a ewe problem; not a ME problem.
Wife: I’m pregnant
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m DadWife: No you’re not
I was sitting on the toilet for an hour. Wondering why I’m still on it
When it hit me that time goes by in a flush.
Why did the polar bear cross the road?
Because of global warming.
TeamTrees reached their goal of 20,000,000 trees planted on the same day Trump got impeached.
Now millions of people can breathe easier.
My friend just told me that he’s a compulsive liar.
I don’t believe a word of it.
How did the sperm walk across the street
Because I put the wrong sock on this morning
Why is Australia situated in the corner?
Because it’s measuring 90 degrees, that’s hot.
Where do milk farmer do it?
In the dairy-air!
What did Tennessee?
Same thing as Arkansas!/dad
Hookers don’t fart
They let out little prosti-toots
What do you sing to a mute bodyguard on X’Mas eve?
Silent Knight, Holy Knight
Films used to be called vmoies…
…but now they movie.
What is the best american alternative metal band in australia?
System of a down under.
Humpback whales have a very short lifespan.
After about 30 seconds, the turn into sperm whales.
Why couldn’t the computer technician build his computer?
Because the lights were SO-DIMM.
What do you call a Halal buffet?
Halal you can eat.