I hope Attack on Titan and Tekken have a crossover
A Tekken Titan would be great!
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I had to put down my best friend today…
You hear that Kevin? You piece of shit.
What do you call a dictionary high on drugs?
High-definition
Anti-Vaxxers are less likely to have the cold
Because they’re already dead
A crow flies to a woman on the street
Crow: Miss, would you donate to my charity?Woman: Why should I?Crow: CAW CAW CAW CAWWoman: What does that even mean?Crow: Its four good caws
A few motherboard questions
Going to build a rig in a few days, however I’m still confused as to wether it would it be better to buy this motherboard… Read More »A few motherboard questions
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing “Danger Zone” nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
Why did Thor suddenly become gay?
He wanted to focus on going for the head.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam??
Ya don’t jelly-it up your missus arse!!!
You should never EVER give up on your dreams!
That’s why you should keep sleeping!
Hey can we pick up my mom on the way to church?
Uber: sureme: Cool, I’ll cancel the hearse.
What’s green and probably hurts like Hell?
A cactus tampon.
Tried facial recognition on my phone
Sad to report, it doesn’t provide the source link
I got a stripper cake as a gift for Christmas
Its the thot that counts
Was in a room full of people and the dog walked up and sat right next to me!!!
Sadly, I was at the airport and it was a drug dog.
A father and son went jogging together
Suddenly, the father had a heart attack.His last words were, “I had a good run.”
Sometimes I worry I need to be more productive.
But then I think, “who am I to tell me what to do?”
A dog is not just for christmas
It can do for sandwiches on boxing day too.
Dr – “I’m sorry sir, I’m going to have to advise you to stop Masterbating…
Man – “but why doctor?”Dr – “Because I’m trying to examine you”
What do you eat after a presidential christmas dinner?
Impeach cobbler
Two government officials go on a diplomatic tour.
One night, they are invited to a dinner with several other officials from different countries. Having arrived at the dinner, the two officials see that… Read More »Two government officials go on a diplomatic tour.
Help!!! My stoneblock 2 world has some issues
Basically, I had a base in the mining dimension. Today, after logging on, the world was gone but it was in the saves. So I… Read More »Help!!! My stoneblock 2 world has some issues
Do boys get turned on when a girl sits on their lap?
Had to find out the hard way
Why did the Old man fall into a well ?
Because he couldn’t see that well
Looking For Advice on Connecting New Duct
Here is the situation I am dealing with: https://imgur.com/a/mw5BEZqOur furnace has always had a grill on the side of it to heat our basement (12”x6”).… Read More »Looking For Advice on Connecting New Duct
I’ve done a survey asking women what shampoo brand they used in shower.
99% of the respondents answered: “What are you doing here? Get out!”
Will glass coffins become a trend in 2020?
Remains to be seen.
Miss Piggy
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 100?Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
My 4 year old son told me this one
He didn’t really, I just really need the upvotes right now
What starts with I, ends with I and has an I in it?
Answer: Illuminati