My friend and I were looking at a really fancy and expensive handbag
Her: I would die for thisMe: I would kill for thisAfter that we just stared weirdly at each other
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Her: I would die for thisMe: I would kill for thisAfter that we just stared weirdly at each other
It just rolls of the tongue.
I have 20/20 vision.Happy holidays folks.
because nobody runs in their family
He says they can hide their face, but they cannot hide their identitties
“No, usually between teeth” I replied.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, “Some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce.” As he finished… Read More »A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
Be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas. Quite rightly, police are out checking on people.Last night I went our for… Read More »A warning to all.
To beat the crowds.
I don’t understand why she feels that way.
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A girl told me to cut my penis off in a fan.It was probably your sister.She said fix the fan.It was broke in 2.
Lmao I’m not gay my boyfriend took my phone and posted that
Because he expected 8 but he got ten-tickles
This old bloke is in hospital.Tubes coming out of him, heart monitor, oxygen mask, the works.Nurse comes in to check on him.He seems agitated and… Read More »This old bloke is in hospital.
Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?Me: Why?Him: To get to the idiot’s house(A few hours later)Him: Knock knock!Me: Who’s there?Him: The chicken
Think of a number between 2 & 5. Now times it by 9. Now take the sum of the two numbers in that number(example: 42:… Read More »A small quiz
Bar Bar Black Sheep
Little Norbert was kicked out of Maths class by his teacher. Apparently, “mouthwash” wasn’t the right answer for the question “what comes after 69?” ????… Read More »Naughty Norbert…
at least make one of them pretty.
So I was at a restaurant with my family and this woman came up with a child. She looked about 40 with blonde hair. The… Read More »Entitled Parent Joke
Des Moinescraft.
A Bi-polar bear.
The South African Medical Association has weighed in on the new National Health Insurance proposals.The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not… Read More »A little medical joke
Because they are afraid of club hits
and it takes a bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
Hitler had some respect for the Japanese.
Apparently my property line isn’t where I thought it was.