Stay safe
I read that Covid-19 hasn’t affected the Amish community, it’s probably because they don’t have TV or social media.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
Where is my shoe
I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party. Although nothing had happened, I decided… Read More »Where is my shoe
The nose is bigger
Dude: Do u wanna sit on my face? Girl: Why? Is your nose bigger then your dick?
Life lesson
Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way for the neighbors to pay and build a privacy fence.
Reminder
Every time I have to fold laundry I consider becoming a nudist.. Then I remember what I look like naked and I keep on folding.
12 points
G.F. :You treat our relationship like some kind of game. ? Me: this will cost you 12 points and a bonus round.
Watching a cooking show and the host said you can use leftover…
Watching a cooking show and the host said you can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.. What the hell is leftover beer?
not my circus
Everytime you feel yourself getting pulled into other peoples drama, repeat these words: NOT MY CIRCUS~NOT MY MONKEYS!
Still haven’t found
Bono from U2 is the voice of my cars GPS. It sucks. The streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking… Read More »Still haven’t found
Still in paradise
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would all still be in Paradise, as they would have eaten the fucking snake. ???