I wonder if old houseflies tell the younger ones stories like:by thefunDecember 20, 2019 “Back in my day, it was Monday”. More One-LinersWhich subreddit is on top most of the time?Girls always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.I’m a bartenderA waiter brings dinner to the tableMy ex is upset that I tell people she performs multiple handjobs every day for £5 a pop…I told all my friends to stand in a line and punch me…