I try to let my wife run things at home.
I try to let my wife run things at home. Like the dishwasher, hoover and lawnmower.
Fun jokes
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fault
it’s my girlfriend’s fault I slept with all her friends…. she’s the one that told them I have a huge cock!!
without
Valentine’s Day is just a massive hassle bruh. I need to: 1. Remember to text my girlfriend a long lovey dovey message at the beginning… Read More »without
trick
I can’t believe I actually tricked a woman into sleeping with me. All I had to do was buy her a ring and live with… Read More »trick
Concentrate
Snooker table is the coolest table for men. It teaches them how to play with the balls and concentrate on many holes using a single… Read More »Concentrate
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
downside
I was making a sandwich when I thought to myself, “So, there is a downside to divorce”.
coincidence
This morning my wife woke me up with a nudge. “Oh God,” she said, “I’ve just had a horrible nightmare.” “Oh no,” I replied cuddling… Read More »coincidence
etiquette
how long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask the wifi password
My apartment is full of Valentine’s Day cards.
My apartment is full of Valentine’s Day cards. I’m not that popular, I’m just a really lazy mail man!
My wife asked what I wanted for Valentine’s Day.
My wife asked what I wanted for Valentine’s Day. I said I wanted a blowjob. She’s all, “no silly, something I can buy you.” So… Read More »My wife asked what I wanted for Valentine’s Day.
valentine
I said to this girl, “Will you be my valentine?” “Talk to the hand,” she replied. “I did,” I said, “but he’s tired of being… Read More »valentine
cheating
The garbage man is late. I think he’s been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.
so tired?
Ever been so tired at work that people thought you were drunk? I hope so because thats the only excuse I have for being drunk… Read More »so tired?
month ago
We ask 18-years-olds to make huge decisions about their career and financial future, when a month ago they had to ask to go to the… Read More »month ago
before
No one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm.
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
attention
Fires tell their kids not to play with Chuck Norris.
the cure
These new anti-depressants I got from the doctor are brilliant. I felt much better as soon as I put a dozen in my wife’s food.
unrealistic
Porn is so unrealistic. I’ve been watching for 20 minutes now and no one has checked their phone.
sent from
A guy from Apple promised me a pre-release of a new product if I sucked his cock this morning. As if I would compromise my… Read More »sent from
what day is it
during a random drugs test i got asked “have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?” as i look back on it now i… Read More »what day is it
exactly
Me at work: “don’t talk to me until I have my coffee” Colleague: “but you don’t even drink coffee!” Me: “exactly”
who is this
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious… Here she’s in the middle of… Read More »who is this
Broke people shopping: “Wow!
Broke people shopping: “Wow! This is the *sees price tag* ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen “
There is a town in Norway called Hell.
There is a town in Norway called Hell. It freezes over almost every winter.
for mama
Maria had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house,… Read More »for mama
argument
I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and… Read More »argument
Saw a boat with a sign that read, “For Sale”, so I added the…
Saw a boat with a sign that read, “For Sale”, so I added the missing “-ing”……..Idiots.
free trial
High school is like a free trial on education and then once you’ve graduated they say, “Ok now if you want to continue, please pay… Read More »free trial