I was transferred to a new school last week. I hated being the new guy so I had to make a name for myself. I had to look for the biggest, baddest muthafucker at the school and knock him the fuck out. So at lunch I scanned the cafeteria and there in the back was my target. The star quarterback and home coming king. I walk up to him and said: “THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?!!” and before he could say anything, I swung and knock him out cold. He laid there drooling like a new born baby. The cafeteria was quiet. None of his friend came to his defense. From that day foward everyone knew not to mess with the school’s new principal!!
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