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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.

candy or money

I don’t know what’s happening in this country. You’ve got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It’s a nightmare –… Read More »candy or money

long cuddle

I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex. It’s the quickest way to deflate her.

the sum

A little boy was doing his Math homework. He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six,… Read More »the sum

for yourself

War is when the government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution is when you figure it out for yourself.

proposal

HIM:”What do I need to buy for you to make me some guacamole?” ME:”A wedding ring.”

better things

As I picked up the largest cucumber in the supermarket a man also went to grab for it. “Oh, I bet you know why I want the biggest one,” I playfully winked at him. “Why don’t you come back to my place and find out what I will be using it for?” 

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reflection

There’s a story they tell of two dogs.Both at different times walk into the same room.one comes out wagging his tail while the other comes… Read More »reflection

question

Do you need glasses? □ Yes □ No                   ✔

obsession

My wife left me because of my obsession with The Beatles. It’s been a hard day’s night.

happy end

I watched a directors cut of a porn film last night. At the end of the film, he actually fixed the washing machine.

easier

Sometimes I think that divorce would be easier than putting together the furniture my wife bought at IKEA.

enough reach

I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.

never

I’ll never forget the day I got married. I’ve tried everything: drugs, alcohol, even hypnosis.

mistake

“Well, the woodpeckers were a mistake.” Said Noah, as the ark started to sink…

live longer

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

out of bed

Remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

old way

A hacker attack briefly shut down Twitter on Thursday. Millions of twitterers were forced to talk to each other the old fashioned way. Through Facebook.

bad luck

People say if you open an umbrella indoors, it’s said to bring bad luck.. Personally i think, if it’s raining indoors.. You’ve already had your… Read More »bad luck

active

Doctor “Are you sexually active?” Depends on what you mean by “active”. There are plenty of “active” volcanoes that haven’t gone off in over 50… Read More »active

unless

They say drugs and alcohol isn’t the answer. Unless they ask”What’s the secret to a happy marriage?”

whales

I was in a bar the other night and I overheard a couple of overweight women talking to each other near me. Their accent appeared… Read More »whales

difference

*its not you its me * in america -means breaking up in asia -just means they are looking at pictures of people

waist

I just spent 6 hours linking all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time.

latex factory

Latex Factory!
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud ‘hiss-pop’ noise..Read More »latex factory

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