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Some people are claiming they have spotted the Loch Ness monster on Apple Maps. But it turned out it was just a car that drove… Read More »Some people are claiming they have spotted the Loch Ness monster…
Women will think you are lying, even when you’re not.
If one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
“Religion is here, so the poor don’t murder the rich” Napoleon Bonaparte
ME: Baby do I look fat withthis costume? HIM: of course not hun, you’re the sexiest Orange ever!! ME: I’m a carrot -.-
As I sat there, twirling my hair in my fingers, I thought… I really need to shave my balls…
‘Pizza Hut, can I take your order?’ Me: ‘May I speak with the owl, please?’ ”Who?” Me: ‘Hahaha, that never gets old! Large pepperoni.’
Some bloke accused me of trying to pick pocket him today. “You’re too slow for me” he laughed. “Now fuck off before I call the… Read More »with what
I like to think I learn from my mistakes. Last night is a perfect example. My kids showed me how to operate my new DVD… Read More »from my mistakes
When I undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.
Me: “This is a heart touching moment” Her: “No, you have your hands on my boobs”
Can you explain how this lipstick got on your collar? asked a suspicious wife. No, I can’t, the husband said. I distinctly remember taking my… Read More »remember
I’ve been suspended from school for another three days. When my science teacher asked me what my favourite element was, karate chopping her and saying… Read More »element
I have a doctors appointment tomorrow for an MRI to find out if I’m claustrophobic.
Fuck a woman and she’ll love you…love a woman and she’ll fuck you!
I’m absolutely disgusted! Easter is almost over and I can’t find any christmas cards on sale yet.
There’s a part of me that just wants to be loved… and it’s in my pants.
A little boy was lost in a large mall. He approached a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The cop asked, “What’s he like?”… Read More »A little boy was lost in a large mall.
I don’t really like the term “Morning Wood.” I prefer to call it “Jodi’s Alarm Cock.”
What’s black and begins with “Nig”? Night. You racist bitch
Bartenders should put a pink straw in every women’s fourth drink. This would be a signal for men that she is ready.
A highly dangerous virus called “Weekly Overload Recreational Killer” (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus you should… Read More »virus
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two drinks.
When going out to a new place, what wifi stands for, Wifi: “Wish I Find Internet”
71 killed in Nigeria as a result of a bus explosion. What are the chances all on board are millionaires with no family and my… Read More »chances
“My mind is telling me nooo… But my body…My body’s telling me yesss…BABY” Cashier: Ma’am…would you like fries with that or not?
Tennis players don’t marry because Love means Nothing to them.
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian “Where can I find a book on female orgasms?” The librarian points him towards shelf… Read More »A man walks into a library and asks the librarian “Where can I…
~To make it stand, you wet it.~ ~To make it wet, you suck it.~ ~To make it stiff, you lick it.~ ~To get it in,… Read More »no joke
I wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex, instead of police officers.