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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.

for fun

*At school* Teacher: Remember, the “f” in Physics stands for fun. Me: But sir, there is no “f” in Physics Teacher: Exactly.

worry

My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have to worry about that too.

your dragon

Going to How to Train Your Dragon tomorrow… Or marriage counselling as the wife calls it.

magical words

wife : Tell me those three magical words.. husband : it’s my fault.

to finish

Wife says to husband, “You make love like you decorate.” Husband replies, “What very slow and professional?” “NO,”she replies, “I have to finish the job… Read More »to finish

mirror

im at the age where food has taken over the role of sex in my life….as a matter of fact i put a mirror above… Read More »mirror

pay for not going

Gyms should offer a membership package where you pay for everyday you don’t go.

cockroaches

In the event of a nuclear war the only things that will survive are the cockroaches. Which means we should still have a functioning government.

guardian

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I call myself a ‘Guardian of the Galaxy.’ I’m a security guard at the Samsung store….

missing

I spent the entire day throwing darts at a picture of my wife. *wife phones* Wife: What you doing? Husband: Missing you

only dust

I decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner today. It was just collecting dust.

change name

I’ve changed my name to Getov, so it sounds like girls are shouting my name during sex.

funny joke!

I was in a serious relationship once. We never smiled.

funny joke!

MEN: If you ever want to know what a woman’s mind is like…… Just imagine a browser with 2,857 tabs open. ALL. THE. TIME.

let me..

“Please, just let me finish.” I said to my wife during an argument last night. “No I will NOT let you finish!” she yelled, pulling… Read More »let me..

JOKES

Having sex for money is illegal but most girls know clever tricks to get around it such as marriage.

One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies.

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One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies. In the kitchen he runs into his grandpa who is drinking some whiskey. He asks “What’s that grandpa, can I have some?”
In response grandpa asks “I don’t know, can you touch your dick to your asshole?”
Taken aback the boy says “no” “Well when you can touch your dick to your asshole, come back here and I’ll share my whiskey with you.” Slightly offended Read More »One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies.

strange

A buddy of mine told me he found himself in a strange place after his divorce. He was standing in his kitchen.

texting

I just saw a status posted by a female friend that said “I love my new car, I’m in heaven!” from a mobile device. It… Read More »texting

application

There’s no problem that the proper application of alcohol can’t solve.

not a big deal

I had a shit in 3 different shops today.That may not seem like a big deal. But only 1 of them had a toilet.

anywhere

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: “Hi there, good lookin’. How’s… Read More »anywhere

watch out

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. Read More »watch out

Confront

I see the U.S. will provide financial aid to Ukraine if the leaders confront corruption. Because if anything stops corruption, it’s bribing someone to stop… Read More »Confront

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