My roommate says our house is haunted
I’ve been living here for 300 years and i havnt noticed shit.
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A piano is impossible to tune perfectly, as is any fretted (non trombone) or valve operated instrument. This is due to the mathematics of harmonies.
Pianos are tuned where each half step is the twelve root of two higher than the step below
I think my dick got more humour than me
Everytime i unzip my pants my girl start laughing
Why shouldn’t you joke about the Jonestown Massacre?
The punchline’s too long.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas ornaments?
The ornaments can be rehung again next year.
This morning I dropped a copy of A Christmas Carol right on my toe
It hurt like the dickens
A leprechaun, a walking tree, and a dragon walk into a bar
I should quit drinking
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
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Why you can’t fart inside an Apple store
They don’t have Windows.