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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.

like God

My girlfriend treats me like God. She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something.

story

Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it’s best to just kill yourself.

to try

My doctor told me that I was sterile today. I can’t wait to get home and tell my girlfriend that I want to try for… Read More »to try

trust

My girlfriend complains all the time that she doesnt trust me, i dont know why, i mean my wife trusts me.

incident

What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow job while he was driving? They both fell off the motorcycle.

Question

Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking… Read More »Question

Wurst

Oktoberfest brings out the wurst in people.

reverse

Philosophy of marriage : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.. Later, somehow don’t know why.. alphabets get reversed.

working

His girlfriend left him a note on the fridge. “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to my Mother’s house.” He opened… Read More »working

obsession

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with the Internet. Worse than that my son Google agrees with her.

excuses

Having some alcohol- every woman’s excuse for wanting to get laid. Having a penis- every man’s excuse for wanting to get laid.

selfies

Got a passcode lock that takes a picture whenever someone tries the wrong code to look in my phone. I now have fifty pictures of… Read More »selfies

Trust

I can’t get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now, I might lose their… Read More »Trust

I’m here

I’ll call it a “smart” phone the day I yell “Where’s my phone?!” and it answers, “I’m here! Under your jacket!”

literally

It’s hard to explain jokes to kleptomaniacs, because they always take everything literally.

long time

Took the wife out for dinner last night & I was just about to order the steak when she said, “Why don’t you try something… Read More »long time

advice

the best relationship advice i can give you is make sure you’re the crazy one…

reminder

Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife.　　　　　　　　 I was unbuttoning her blouse the other day, and she said, “Remember, you have a wife.”

boring

You`re so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn`t come back to you.

new way

‘Lite’, the new way to spell ‘light’, now with 20% fewer letters.

True fact

High heels were originally created for men. Butchers used them to avoid stepping in blood. They were also used as weapons befor they became fashion… Read More »True fact

actually

I love the internet becuase its the one place where people from all different cultures can socialize and share ideas and…….wait, which folder did my… Read More »actually

Busy hands

My son came home from school the other day with a massive bIack eye… I said, “Where the fùck did you get that from?” “Billy… Read More »Busy hands

the first

Kid: God made the first man and woman right? Pastor: Indeed Kid: And they were naked in this garden, right? Pastor: Well, yes Kid: And… Read More »the first

replacement

The ‘L’ in my luck has been replaced with an ‘F’.

funny

The Internet is a funny place man. 1 minute you’re checking your e-mail, and next thing you know it’s 4 hours later, your pants are… Read More »funny

birthday

I’m sorry for getting so drunk on your birthday that people thought it was my birthday.

cheating

While my girlfriend was showering I took a sneaky look at her Internet browsing history. I was shocked to see her last search was, ‘how… Read More »cheating

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