If you work as a security guard in a Samsung store…
… Does this makes you a “Gardian of the Galaxy”?
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Why did the one legged man get a prosthetic leg for Christmas?
It was a stocking stuffer.
A guy in a clown costume walks into a bar
The bartender looks at the man and says “why the costume?”The guy looks at the bartender and says “Oh, this is my work uniform. A… Read More »A guy in a clown costume walks into a bar
I for one…
Love Roman numerals
What does Frosty The Snowman have that Mrs. Frosty doesn’t?
Snowballs(Merry Xmas)
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring…
Because the carbon monoxide detector failed.Merry Christmas Reddit!
What does being a fundamentalist Christian and the game Snake have in common?
You can’t touch yourself.
What do the Pope and a Christmas Tree have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
I entered myself in a Most Beautiful Boner contest.
The competition was pretty stiff.
Why did dyslexic Karen go to the Christmas nativity?
To see the manger.