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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.

long time

Took the wife out for dinner last night & I was just about to order the steak when she said, “Why don’t you try something… Read More »long time

advice

the best relationship advice i can give you is make sure you’re the crazy one…

reminder

Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife.　　　　　　　　 I was unbuttoning her blouse the other day, and she said, “Remember, you have a wife.”

boring

You`re so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn`t come back to you.

new way

‘Lite’, the new way to spell ‘light’, now with 20% fewer letters.

True fact

High heels were originally created for men. Butchers used them to avoid stepping in blood. They were also used as weapons befor they became fashion… Read More »True fact

actually

I love the internet becuase its the one place where people from all different cultures can socialize and share ideas and…….wait, which folder did my… Read More »actually

Busy hands

My son came home from school the other day with a massive bIack eye… I said, “Where the fùck did you get that from?” “Billy… Read More »Busy hands

the first

Kid: God made the first man and woman right? Pastor: Indeed Kid: And they were naked in this garden, right? Pastor: Well, yes Kid: And… Read More »the first

replacement

The ‘L’ in my luck has been replaced with an ‘F’.

funny

The Internet is a funny place man. 1 minute you’re checking your e-mail, and next thing you know it’s 4 hours later, your pants are… Read More »funny

birthday

I’m sorry for getting so drunk on your birthday that people thought it was my birthday.

cheating

While my girlfriend was showering I took a sneaky look at her Internet browsing history. I was shocked to see her last search was, ‘how… Read More »cheating

disappointed

Someone just used my driveway to turn around. Now I’m standing outside with two open beers and a lonley face.

glasses

The doctor said I needed glasses.. I assume he meant glasses of alcohol because I feel so much better now.

to buy mom

A young boy went to a horse auction with his father. He watched his father move from horse to horse, running his hands up and… Read More »to buy mom

forgot

If you are happy and you know it, You probably forgot that tomorow is Monday

about the apple

Eve: “I got an apple” Adam: “…” Eve: “what?” Adam: “I thought we agreed on Android.” Eve: “Well the serpent said this was better.”

shock

My girlfriend just sat me down and confessed to me that she used to be a Christian. It came as quite a shock……. I’ve only… Read More »shock

multiplayer

Sex is like video games, single player is good But wait until you discover multiplayer.

distance

I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore, I’m moving the fridge into my room.

potential

I don’t have a smartphone. I have a phone that shows potential, but doesn’t apply itself.

No sex

I came home from work last night and told my wife that I’ve been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my… Read More »No sex

Propose

How men propose: “I love you more than life itself and I can’t see myself living without you. Will you make the happiest man in… Read More »Propose

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