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Fun jokes
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no chemistry
I went speed dating last night. Halfway through the night I was surprised to sit down in front of my first love. We had a… Read More »no chemistry
I’ve noticed there is a shocking amount of sex on TV lately.
I’ve noticed there is a shocking amount of sex on TV lately. Especially when the wife goes out.
great moments
Two whiskey drinkers in a bar. “I only drink whiskey at great moments.” “And what do you call great moments?” “The moments when I drink… Read More »great moments
disappointed
Someone just used my driveway to turn around. Now I’m standing outside with two open beers and a lonley face.
glasses
The doctor said I needed glasses.. I assume he meant glasses of alcohol because I feel so much better now.
to buy mom
A young boy went to a horse auction with his father. He watched his father move from horse to horse, running his hands up and… Read More »to buy mom
forgot
If you are happy and you know it, You probably forgot that tomorow is Monday
about the apple
Eve: “I got an apple” Adam: “…” Eve: “what?” Adam: “I thought we agreed on Android.” Eve: “Well the serpent said this was better.”
I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She…
I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She giggled and said, “No” I said, “Doesn’t that tell you… Read More »I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She…
shock
My girlfriend just sat me down and confessed to me that she used to be a Christian. It came as quite a shock……. I’ve only… Read More »shock
multiplayer
Sex is like video games, single player is good But wait until you discover multiplayer.
distance
I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore, I’m moving the fridge into my room.
potential
I don’t have a smartphone. I have a phone that shows potential, but doesn’t apply itself.
No sex
I came home from work last night and told my wife that I’ve been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my… Read More »No sex
Propose
How men propose: “I love you more than life itself and I can’t see myself living without you. Will you make the happiest man in… Read More »Propose
entertainment
I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for entertainment before television was popular and affordable. I asked my 38 brothers… Read More »entertainment
for fun
*At school* Teacher: Remember, the “f” in Physics stands for fun. Me: But sir, there is no “f” in Physics Teacher: Exactly.
worry
My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have to worry about that too.
your dragon
Going to How to Train Your Dragon tomorrow… Or marriage counselling as the wife calls it.
magical words
wife : Tell me those three magical words.. husband : it’s my fault.
to finish
Wife says to husband, “You make love like you decorate.” Husband replies, “What very slow and professional?” “NO,”she replies, “I have to finish the job… Read More »to finish
When my girl tells me her friend’s a slut….
When my girl tells me her friend’s a slut…. I take it as a hint
mirror
im at the age where food has taken over the role of sex in my life….as a matter of fact i put a mirror above… Read More »mirror
pay for not going
Gyms should offer a membership package where you pay for everyday you don’t go.
the perfect candidate
A man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in Army! Interviewer: We want a person with suspicious mind , always alert, merciless,… Read More »the perfect candidate
cockroaches
In the event of a nuclear war the only things that will survive are the cockroaches. Which means we should still have a functioning government.
guardian
I call myself a ‘Guardian of the Galaxy.’ I’m a security guard at the Samsung store….
missing
I spent the entire day throwing darts at a picture of my wife. *wife phones* Wife: What you doing? Husband: Missing you
only dust
I decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner today. It was just collecting dust.