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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.

seizure

I danced like no-one was watching, but someone was………they called an ambulance because they thought I was having a seizure…..

others

After hearing that he has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, Putin said, “Tell me who the other nominees are ? and I will… Read More »others

finally

Leonardo DiCaprio:*names his child Oscar* Doctor:”Would you like to hold h-” Leonardo DiCaprio:”Say it like we rehearsed it.” Doctor:*sighs* “And the Oscar goes to…”

function

‘I love you’ is a mathematical function where ‘I love’ is constant and ‘you’ is a variable..

ignoring

Wife: What’s that beeping?” Me: “That’s my seat belt alarm.” Wife: “How can you ignore something so annoying?” Me: “Huh?”

I said

Me: “Would you like to dance?” Woman: “Hell no!” Me: “Im sorry you misheard me. What I said was, you look fat in those pants”.

goodbye

The first program of an emo-programmer is “Goodbye world”..   by bozhobg‎

Oscar

What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him… Read More »Oscar

moment

A moment of silence for the beer that I forgot about in the freezer.

while

Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything… …while simultaneously taking away your ability to do so.

honest

According to my penis, there’s a 99% chance I like you.

what?

When a women says “what?” Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you’ve said. WRONG, she’s challenging… Read More »what?

honest

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because… Read More »honest

cheating

If you get a new job before you quit your old one, its considered responsible; however, if you do that with your girlfriend it’s considered… Read More »cheating

revenge

Women have the ability to keep smiling even when they’re planning revenge.

strangers

I get really fucking pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of personal questions. So no… the job interview didn’t go very well.

diaper

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner.

surprise

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday

without

I love watching women’s Curling during the Olympics. It’s the only time I can drink beer while cheering on a woman sweeping a broom…without getting… Read More »without

one more

I pulled my wife bleeding from the wrecked car, as she screamed and pleaded for me to let her have one more shot at parking… Read More »one more

holding

Got a porno the other day, I put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some guy holding… Read More »holding

faster

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.

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