autocorect
A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I… Read More »autocorect
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
honest
According to my penis, there’s a 99% chance I like you.
what?
When a women says “what?” Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you’ve said. WRONG, she’s challenging… Read More »what?
how I met your mother
The year is 2030. Ted Mosby is 52 years old, still sad and alone, while all his friends are married. He goes to a strip… Read More »how I met your mother
honest
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because… Read More »honest
new school
I was transferred to a new school last week. I hated being the new guy so I had to make a name for myself. I… Read More »new school
one minute
I was in my car driving back from work last night. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, “One… Read More »one minute
cheating
If you get a new job before you quit your old one, its considered responsible; however, if you do that with your girlfriend it’s considered… Read More »cheating
I’m ok with women faking it in bed.
I’m ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there.
revenge
Women have the ability to keep smiling even when they’re planning revenge.
fortune teller
So the interviewer asked “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” I responded “Do you see fortune teller on my fucking resume`?!? No you… Read More »fortune teller
strangers
I get really fucking pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of personal questions. So no… the job interview didn’t go very well.
diaper
How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner.
surprise
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday
without
I love watching women’s Curling during the Olympics. It’s the only time I can drink beer while cheering on a woman sweeping a broom…without getting… Read More »without
one more
I pulled my wife bleeding from the wrecked car, as she screamed and pleaded for me to let her have one more shot at parking… Read More »one more
holding
Got a porno the other day, I put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some guy holding… Read More »holding
faster
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.
believing
Insanity is believing your hallucinations are real. Religion is believing other people’s hallucinations are real.
wrong
Hello sir, we’re from your internet provider. You’ve recently said that “homosexuality is wrong,” so we’ve blocked you from seeing lesbian porn.
short cut
I walked into a barbershop today. The guy said, “Can I help you sir?” I said, “I just need a short cut”, as I walked… Read More »short cut
I walked in last night and my wife said, “Where have you been?”…
I walked in last night and my wife said, “Where have you been?” I said, “Playing poker at Dave’s.” She said, “Ok, what have you… Read More »I walked in last night and my wife said, “Where have you been?”…
boxer
This girl was chatting me up at the pub. “So, what do you do for a living?” she asked, batting her eyelids over her glass.”… Read More »boxer
nobody
I danced like nobody was watching and now I need a lawyer.
so good
Shouting, constantly rearranging stuff and sweeping. No wonder women are so good at curling!!
One of my biggest fears is that after I die I’ll get…
One of my biggest fears is that after I die I’ll get reincarnated as myself.
remove
My wife is one of those people that can spot the humour in any given situation. And quickly remove it.
replacement
We should place the elderly in prisons because they will get a shower everyday, video surveillance in case of problems, three meals a day, access… Read More »replacement
prank
My favorite thing to do at the library is leave browser tabs open with search results for “Best way to clean cum off a keyboard?”
My wife said, ” Why do you never take me to the theatre?
My wife said, ” Why do you never take me to the theatre? You know I love the theatre.” I said, “Why do you never… Read More »My wife said, ” Why do you never take me to the theatre?