As I picked up the largest cucumber in the supermarket a man also went to grab for it. “Oh, I bet you know why I want the biggest one,” I playfully winked at him. “Why don’t you come back to my place and find out what I will be using it for?”
“No thanks,” he replied, “I’ve got better things to do with my time than to stand around watching a woman make sandwiches.”
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