I walked in last night and my wife said, “Where have you been?”…

I walked in last night and my wife said, “Where have you been?”
I said, “Playing poker at Dave’s.”
She said, “Ok, what have you lost this time?”
I said, “I won actually.” “Oh,” she replied. “I bet his wife wasn’t too happy.” “She was furious,” I replied. “But she fucked me anyway.”