Yesterday my doctor told me my chronic diarrhea is inherited.
Runs in the family. türk takipçi
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*me as a doctor * Me: Does it hurt? Mother: Yes Me: Now go vaccinate your kids or I’ll punch you again. türk takipçi
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Well it’s that time of year again when the fat bastard with the beard brings around a load of shit presents….. Man, I hate the… Read More »JOKESTER
Grade school question, what day doesn’t end in “Y” ?
Tomorrow. türk takipçi
Having a mobile makes it really easy to cheat on my wife.
My son stands behind her and texts me what cards she’s got in her hand. türk takipçi
John gets pulled over on the highway for speeding…
John: “Is there a problem officer?”Cop: “You exceeded 80 in 55 zone. May I see your license?”John: “ahhhh, why don’t I spare you the trouble,… Read More »John gets pulled over on the highway for speeding…
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house. türk takipçi
Got some sad news today
Got some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion.He slept with 1… Read More »Got some sad news today
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I feel like I’m coming down with something türk takipçi
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
-0.89594417018= cos(789) türk takipçi