who is first?
If their a pic of the making of the world’s first camera. Which camera took the pic of the world’s first camera?
Fun jokes
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What is a Jehovah’s witness favorite band?
What is a Jehovah’s witness favorite band? The Doors.
anything
Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new….” “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck… Read More »anything
too honest
My husband and I went for marriage counseling this morning. The counselor told me I need to be more open with him about what I… Read More »too honest
harder
We’re at the age in our life when the wife says, “Dave, I want it harder!” I reply, “Ok babe, what’s the gross national product… Read More »harder
Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.
Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.
woman of my dreams
My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I’m pretty damn… Read More »woman of my dreams
profit for all
I place $20 in a box. So do you. Now the box contains $40, and we both know it. I sell the box to you… Read More »profit for all
woman of my dreams
My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I’m pretty damn… Read More »woman of my dreams
money for sex
Wife: Do you wanna have sex? Me: Yeah, I thought you’d never ask Wife: Ok here’s £40 and there’s a brothel around the corner.
prank
As I bent down on one knee in the expensive restaurant my girlfriend starting crying and screaming “Yes!” As I picked up my phone from… Read More »prank
not to lie
I said to my husband “Why don’t you tell me you love me?” He said “For fuck sake woman, I can’t win, you told me… Read More »not to lie
ready
I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.
good hangover
I don’t even call it a hangover anymore. It’s just morning.
time to stop
I keep getting bombarded with emails about penis enlargement. I wish my wife would stop it.
Ive never caught my penis in my zipper…
Ive never caught my penis in my zipper… See a small penis is too good for something.
A taxi driver asked me “Aren’t you going to give me a tip?
A taxi driver asked me “Aren’t you going to give me a tip? I replied “Of course, Don’t work too long into the night”
My buddy asked me, “Do you know how the Native Americans said…
My buddy asked me, “Do you know how the Native Americans said hello?” So I say, “How?” “Oh, you already knew.”
surprise
Pretty sure I know what my wife’s getting me for my birthday cause when I guessed, “A 3-way?” she got all angry like I ruined… Read More »surprise
hidden
tHis is A VEry Serious tEXt post WITH no hidden MEaning.
third
If the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn’t that make every country a third world country?
so bad
The economy is so bad Mcdonalds employees are asking customers, Can you afford fries with that?
smartphone
I bought my girlfriend a smart phone. It calls 911 as soon as she starts her car.
same resume
I can’t stand it when women say “I bet you say that to all the pretty girls.” Of course I fucking do. Don’t you use… Read More »same resume
fairtyle
I had a fairytale childhood. My Grandma was eaten by a wolf.
characters
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
real psych
I called the psychic hotline by mistake tonight. A woman answered and said, “Don’t worry, your pizza is on its way.”
victim
Seriously, how can it be considered stealing when my neighbour’s WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house? I’m the victim here!
go to study
Asian kid: My blood test came back. Im B- Asian parent: Go to room & study til blood is A+
F is for friends who do stuff without you.
F is for friends who do stuff without you. U is for ur alone. N is for no one wants to be with you because… Read More »F is for friends who do stuff without you.