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You know those movies when the guy pushes stuff off the table,…
You know those movies when the guy pushes stuff off the table, thrusts a girl on it, and fucks her?
I just did that, but with a pizza..
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On our first date.
On our first date. Her: I really like men who plan ahead.
Me: That’s why I drank 2 litres of pineapple juice today.
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False alarm
I’m devastated. I just had a look at my doctor’s notes and he’s written that after my accident, I’ll never be able to wank again.
Edit: False alarm! I asked him about it and he chuckled about the whole “doctors have bad handwriting” cliche. It’s meant to say walk. What a relief!
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Friends are like boobs some are real some are fake
Friends are like boobs
some are real some are fake
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Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day.
Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, and you can sleep with his wife while he’s fishing.
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Sex is like golf, Playing every hole is the goal.
Sex is like golf,
Playing every hole is the goal.
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I beat my wife at dominos the other night.
I beat my wife at dominos the other night.
She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings.
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King Arthur got cursed with a strange disease and only an old…
King Arthur got cursed with a strange disease and only an old ugly witch can cure him. But the witch demanded a young handsome knight for husband, and Galahad took it for the team and married her. On the night of the wedding, the witch turned into a beautiful woman and offered Galahad the choice, she can be old and ugly during the day, and young and beautiful at night, or vice versa. Galahad told her that he respected her choice over her appearance and she can decide that. The witch was pleased, as Galahad knew what a woman wanted the most, is freedom over her body. She told Galahad that she will be a beautiful wife all the time for him. The moral of the story is no matter how good your wife looks, she is still a witch underneath.
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My mate asked “what’s the secret to your happy marriage?” I…
my mate asked “what’s the secret to your happy marriage?”
I replied.. “Chemistry…
I’m on valium and the hubby’s on Prozac”