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My memory foam pillow is so old….. …That it was diagnosed…
My memory foam pillow is so old…..
…That it was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s.
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I think you are wrong.
– In a scale 1 to 10, how much do you like to argue?
– Would it be possible to make the scale from 1 to 20?
– No
– Why not?!
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Not invited
I received a wedding invitation.
It read, “Your presence itself is a present. We don’t want any presents at the wedding.”After re-reading it repeatedly, I concluded that I was not invited. So I decided not to attend.
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We should let Netflix run the next pandemic… …they don’t let…
We should let Netflix run the next pandemic…
…they don’t let anything last more than three seasons.
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Pair of
A husband and wife are having dinner at a fancy restaurant when a couple looking absolutely gorgeous walk in
“What a pair!” says the wife“Yeah, the man doesn’t look too bad either” replied the husband
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I just watched a beautiful naked woman do stand-up comedy.
I just watched a beautiful naked woman do stand-up comedy.
Never laughed so hard in my life.
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Mixed signals
She kept staring at my lips the whole time, so I kissed her.
So long story short I’m learning sign language now.
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Surprise
I met a woman last week who said she wanted a guy who’s funny and spontaneous
Yet when I tapped on the window late at night wearing a clown suit it was all panic and screaming.
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Some marriages have a happy ending…
Some marriages have a happy ending…
It’s called divorce.
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nice wish
I wish you a happy New Year and for it to finally start looking like your photos on Instagram!