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Apparently there’s a new sex position called Parcel Force.
Apparently there’s a new sex position called Parcel Force.
You stay in all day and no one comes
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My wife said, “You always come home in a bad mood…” “I can’t…
My wife said, “You always come home in a bad mood…”
“I can’t remember the last time you came home in a good mood.”
I said, “That’s because you weren’t here.”
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Can confirm
What’s the smartest thing about people?
their phones
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Next year
Putin visits Ukraine
Immigration officer says: “Name?”. – “Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin”.
“Address?” – “Kremlin, Moscow, Russia”.
“Occupation?” – “No, probably next year”.
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My money
I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.
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Cancel
This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym…
… and cancel that membership I’m been wasting money on every month since last year.
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Do you understand me?
My new year’s resolution is I’m going to be less condescending.
And by the way, condescending means talking down to people.
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The three life stages of sex Age 18-35: Tri-Weekly Age 35-60:…
The three life stages of sex
Age 18-35: Tri-Weekly
Age 35-60: Try Weekly
Age 60-90: Try Weakly
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My GF says she was born by Cesarean section.
My GF says she was born by Cesarean section.
I always wondered why she left my car through the sunroof.
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My New Year’s Resolution is to go to the gym more often, get…
My New Year’s Resolution is to go to the gym more often, get into grad school, pay off my bills, and learn a new language.
I don’t have a clue how I’m going to get all that done by tomorrow.