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Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 50 best one-liners.

  • Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an…

    Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
    “VaderObiwanLukeBobafettGandalfFrodoGimliLegolasSacramento”

    When asked why he had such a long password, he rolled his eyes and said: Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital.”

  • Last night I was drunk and told myself I needed to stop drinking.

    Last night I was drunk and told myself I needed to stop drinking. I went into the fridge the next day and grabbed a beer
    Cause I’m not going to listen to a fucking drunk talking to themselves.

  • My father is Cuban and my mother is from Iceland.

    My father is Cuban and my mother is from Iceland. So i am……
    …..
    an Ice Cube

  • My wife recently discovered I was cheating after she found all…

    My wife recently discovered I was cheating after she found all those letters I’d been hiding.
    She got really mad and said she’s never going to play Scrabble with me again.

  • Sex is like pizza

    Even when it’s bad, they still expect me to pay for it

  • I’m really not worried about anti-vaxxers…..

    I’m really not worried about anti-vaxxers…..
    It’s a dying movement.

  • What small thing screams “I’m rich”?

    What small thing screams “I’m rich”?
    A dwarf who just won the lottery.

  • A man walks into a bar…

    The bartender asks “Why the long face?”
    The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going to drink myself to death.”
    The bartender looks shocked and says “I’m sorry I can’t help you kill yourself.”
    The man asks “Well what would you do in my situation?”
    The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says “If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn’t sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d kill the guy.”
    The man jumps up from his stool and shouts “That’s a great idea! Thanks!” and runs out of the bar.
    A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
    “Did you kill the guy?” The bartender asks nervously.
    “Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please.”

  • Spoiler alert!

    In “Matrix 4”, Neo is so old that he doesn’t hesitate to choose the blue pill.

  • I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I…

    I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler.
    He lost my case.